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Anticipated by Monty Python over 40 years earlier.
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That you, of all people, appear to have sunk to the level of watching daytime tv serves only to confirm my long-held suspicion that this site is going rapidly to the dogs.
A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers |
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I most certainly don't watch it but I'm aware of it.
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Sky plussing it and spending your evenings catching up with it is even worse . Just pretend you stumbled upon it whilst at home sick one day and half delirious
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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A barrister of my acquaintance is mystified how the Bar Council let him get away with it. I'd have thought that presenting yourself as a judge (albeit on trash tv) is a tad unprofessional.
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Watching day time TV makes you an expert in women's problems, buying antiques, cooking, doing up a house then renting it out afterward and then emigrating to Australia. On the way, you can check your bollocks for prostate cancer. All very useful.
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
A barrister of my acquaintance is mystified how the Bar Council let him get away with it. I'd have thought that presenting yourself as a judge (albeit on trash tv) is a tad unprofessional. Bar Council v Equity - that one could run and run
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Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger
Watching day time TV makes you an expert in women's problems, buying antiques, cooking, doing up a house then renting it out afterward and then emigrating to Australia. On the way, you can check your bollocks for prostate cancer. All very useful. You forgot how to track down long lost relatives, how to cook crap meals for other idiots, and understanding how tenants are invariably crooks who should be dealt with by those nice county court men.
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Originally posted by Hrolf The Ganger
Watching day time TV makes you an expert in women's problems, buying antiques, cooking, doing up a house then renting it out afterward and then emigrating to Australia. On the way, you can check your bollocks for prostate cancer. All very useful. You don't check your bollocks for prostate cancer of that I am sure.
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
You don't check your bollocks for prostate cancer of that I am sure. s***.
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
You don't check your bollocks for prostate cancer of that I am sure. This reminds me of a Jasper Carrott observation some years ago. The advice is to feel your bollocks at least once a day for irregularities etc. He amusingly pointed out that this isn't a problem as most blokes are fondling them at least every 10-15 minutes anyway. There are other tell-tale signs that you have prostate problems but bollock-feeling isn't much help. Edited by Cucking Funt (24 Nov 2016 8.45pm)
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
This reminds me of a Jasper Carrott observation some years ago. The advice is to feel your bollocks at least once a day for irregularities etc. He amusingly pointed out that this isn't a problem as most blokes are fondling them at least every 10-15 minutes anyway. There are other tell-tale signs that you have prostate problems but bollock-feeling isn't much help. Edited by Cucking Funt (24 Nov 2016 8.45pm) Depends who is doing it. It might not diagnose prostate cancer but who cares.
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