Is there any security guards that come on here?

Don't be stupid, if a security guard has time on his hands he'll be making himself a sandwich/coffee then logging onto the Youp*rn free website and playing with his old chap.

I am led to believe that DanH often wears a uniform whilst handling a truncheon.

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

I used to work as a security guard, for 70p an hour, for R**** Security in Croydon.

I once lt these kids into some premises, because they said they'd lost their dog

The little buggers set fire to some rolls of scrap paper.

Amazingly, they were so desperate for employees, they didn't sack me