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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 12 Jan 17 10.25am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

I have noticed some embedded brown on the porcelain, just prior to workmen arriving. Does the wife do this deliberately ? She also leaves the toilet roll empty. Is this grounds for divorce ? Or at least a good slap.

Secondly, I have noticed from a sitting position, I can see into my neighbours bedroom window.

Conversely, they can see me doing a 5hlt , or taking a lady-wee


 


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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

I have noticed some embedded brown on the porcelain, just prior to workmen arriving. Does the wife do this deliberately ? She also leaves the toilet roll empty. Is this grounds for divorce ? Or at least a good slap.

Secondly, I have noticed from a sitting position, I can see into my neighbours bedroom window.

Conversely, they can see me doing a 5hlt , or taking a lady-wee


I got caught only yesterday with the old toilet roll issue, fortunately I was only at an early stage of my contractions when I noticed so I was able to waddle to the cupboard for some more without risk of any nugget fallout.

And a big high five about your exhibitionist sh*tting. Personally I'd get stage fright, but fair play to you for pushing through.

 




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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 13 Jan 17 3.41pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

last summer i had an elderly lady knock at the front door, collecting for charidee.

I politely declined and was about to send the front door smashing into her face, when she asked if she could use the toilet.

After a few minutes she came down from the bathroom and thanked me for the use of, and left.

After a few minutes, I found the need to go. As I opened the bathroom door an overpowering stench had me gasping for fresh air. That little old lady had severe bowel problems

And yet a small part of me gives her much respect for having the nerve to do that in a strangers bathroom.

 


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View Sedlescombe's Profile Sedlescombe Flag Sedlescombe 13 Jan 17 3.44pm Send a Private Message to Sedlescombe Add Sedlescombe as a friend

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

last summer i had an elderly lady knock at the front door, collecting for charidee.

I politely declined and was about to send the front door smashing into her face, when she asked if she could use the toilet.

After a few minutes she came down from the bathroom and thanked me for the use of, and left.

After a few minutes, I found the need to go. As I opened the bathroom door an overpowering stench had me gasping for fresh air. That little old lady had severe bowel problems

And yet a small part of me gives her much respect for having the nerve to do that in a strangers bathroom.


She was saving it up for someone that didn't donate

 

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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 13 Jan 17 3.57pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

last summer i had an elderly lady knock at the front door, collecting for charidee.

I politely declined and was about to send the front door smashing into her face, when she asked if she could use the toilet.

After a few minutes she came down from the bathroom and thanked me for the use of, and left.

After a few minutes, I found the need to go. As I opened the bathroom door an overpowering stench had me gasping for fresh air. That little old lady had severe bowel problems

And yet a small part of me gives her much respect for having the nerve to do that in a strangers bathroom.

The charity bit was just a subtext to asking to use someone's loo I think.

A few years ago I was in broadstairs for the day and needed the toilet . Every pub had the usual sign up saying for patrons only need to ask for a key behind the bar. I just said I was pregnant and needed to use the loo bladder like a pea etc. Cant refuse

 


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