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no 1 eagle Coulsdon 20 Jan 17 11.52am | |
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jimruss Sidcup 20 Jan 17 1.40pm | |
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Wow, a league 1 player, excuse me while I wet my pants with excitement. We probably won't meet his wage demands anyway, £150 per week and a packet of hubba bubba so we'll pull the plug.
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Tez Epsom 20 Jan 17 4.48pm | |
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I don’t have too much information on this player, but I do recall having a slightly erotic conversation with Melania Trump last week whilst a friend of mine repaired her husband’s toupee. When I informed Mrs Trump that I was into football, she clearly saw an opportunity to try and seduce me with her knowledge of the beautiful game. She mentioned that she had noticed a promising young player (Bell himself) whilst visiting Nuneaton Town in July 2013. He made his debut in the opening match of the season playing left-wing back in a 1-0 win at Macclesfield Town. She recalled reading in a local paper the next day that he “shone” - although the toupee repairer interjected here and said that the player was quoted as saying that “at the end I took a poor touch and good have scored from it”. By this point Melania was all over me and purred into my ear that ahead of the 2014-15 season, Bell was loaned to Football League Two club Mansfield Town but was recalled after only three matches after failing to get any game time. I was beginning to find it difficult to resist her smooth talking and, not wanting to make an enemy of the President-Elect, I made a swift exit. Now I only wish I had stayed for longer, to be able to give you all a more concise report, but alas, this is all I have. I’m saying no on this one unless he costs peanuts.
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Ginger Pubic Wig Online Wickham de L'Ouest 20 Jan 17 7.40pm | |
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He's got the ill communication
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silvertop Portishead 20 Jan 17 8.34pm | |
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Very Familiar name.
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Booted Eagle Bristol 20 Jan 17 10.03pm | |
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Something doesn't ring true with this deal.
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Petereagle Brockley 20 Jan 17 10.35pm | |
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Originally posted by Tez
I don’t have too much information on this player, but I do recall having a slightly erotic conversation with Melania Trump last week whilst a friend of mine repaired her husband’s toupee. When I informed Mrs Trump that I was into football, she clearly saw an opportunity to try and seduce me with her knowledge of the beautiful game. She mentioned that she had noticed a promising young player (Bell himself) whilst visiting Nuneaton Town in July 2013. He made his debut in the opening match of the season playing left-wing back in a 1-0 win at Macclesfield Town. She recalled reading in a local paper the next day that he “shone” - although the toupee repairer interjected here and said that the player was quoted as saying that “at the end I took a poor touch and good have scored from it”. By this point Melania was all over me and purred into my ear that ahead of the 2014-15 season, Bell was loaned to Football League Two club Mansfield Town but was recalled after only three matches after failing to get any game time. I was beginning to find it difficult to resist her smooth talking and, not wanting to make an enemy of the President-Elect, I made a swift exit. Now I only wish I had stayed for longer, to be able to give you all a more concise report, but alas, this is all I have. I’m saying no on this one unless he costs peanuts.
Poetry, pure poetry!
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Jimmy Balham 20 Jan 17 10.37pm | |
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Originally posted by Tez
I don’t have too much information on this player, but I do recall having a slightly erotic conversation with Melania Trump last week whilst a friend of mine repaired her husband’s toupee. When I informed Mrs Trump that I was into football, she clearly saw an opportunity to try and seduce me with her knowledge of the beautiful game. She mentioned that she had noticed a promising young player (Bell himself) whilst visiting Nuneaton Town in July 2013. He made his debut in the opening match of the season playing left-wing back in a 1-0 win at Macclesfield Town. She recalled reading in a local paper the next day that he “shone” - although the toupee repairer interjected here and said that the player was quoted as saying that “at the end I took a poor touch and good have scored from it”. By this point Melania was all over me and purred into my ear that ahead of the 2014-15 season, Bell was loaned to Football League Two club Mansfield Town but was recalled after only three matches after failing to get any game time. I was beginning to find it difficult to resist her smooth talking and, not wanting to make an enemy of the President-Elect, I made a swift exit. Now I only wish I had stayed for longer, to be able to give you all a more concise report, but alas, this is all I have. I’m saying no on this one unless he costs peanuts.
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matthau South Croydon 20 Jan 17 10.46pm | |
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careful tez. willo will do you for plagiarism soon haha
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Jimenez SELHURSTPARKCHESTER,DA BRONX 20 Jan 17 10.50pm | |
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Amari'i Bell? Sounds like a hit from erstwhile pop combo OMD !!
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joe_cpfc Basingstoke 20 Jan 17 11.11pm | |
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Just signed him for my Hartlepool team on football manager and I can confirm he's a very good player, gets booked quite a bit and his agent is a pain in the arse.sign him up.
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no 1 eagle Coulsdon 21 Jan 17 12.10am | |
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Originally posted by jimruss
Wow, a league 1 player, excuse me while I wet my pants with excitement. We probably won't meet his wage demands anyway, £150 per week and a packet of hubba bubba so we'll pull the plug. I agree to an extent but we have to remember where dele Ali came from Adeloma lookman and Vardy came from
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