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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 15 Mar 17 1.05pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

I would do anything for love but I won't do that...

What was 'that'

Brighton game and quinoa salad.

 




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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 15 Mar 17 1.08pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

More importantly, its well established in Christian texts and treatise that animals do not have souls, so why would a bat be in Hell in the first place.

Secondly, if one was condemned to Hell, would it simply be able to leave? Surely if a bat could get out of hell, just by way of 'exerting a notable effort' surely the damned, having greater cognitive capacity than a bat, would escape with relative ease.

And how does a bats escape from hell in anyway corralate to the arrival early morning. The dawn period isn't exactly quick, and anyhow some bats are not nocturnal, so which bats is the hefty one referring to.

I assumed it was a cricket bat. I think it was depicted in Dante's "Inferno" that on the third or fourth rung of hell (the one you go to for laying down aside your neighbour's gay ox) was a lifetime of watching a cricket game with an unlimited number of innings.

 




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View RedNBlueMart's Profile RedNBlueMart Flag Walderslade 15 Mar 17 1.17pm Send a Private Message to RedNBlueMart Add RedNBlueMart as a friend

"Other girls may try to take me away,
but you know it's by your side I will stay"

hmmm.......Dave Clark was never married, was close friends with Freddie Mercury for over 15 years and was at his death bed when he died.....

....you do the math

 

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 15 Mar 17 1.21pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Whenever I have been to see a witch doctor they've suggested rest, plenty of fluid and a suppository once a day. They've never once told me "Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla, bang bang". In fact, I don't know many ailments that can be fixed with ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla, bang bang. Sounds like a junior doctor or a quack to me.

 




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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 15 Mar 17 1.46pm

Originally posted by RedNBlueMart

"Other girls may try to take me away,
but you know it's by your side I will stay"

hmmm.......Dave Clark was never married, was close friends with Freddie Mercury for over 15 years and was at his death bed when he died.....

....you do the math

Maybe it was for Lola?

 


"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 15 Mar 17 2.24pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

Whenever I have been to see a witch doctor they've suggested rest, plenty of fluid and a suppository once a day. They've never once told me "Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla, bang bang". In fact, I don't know many ailments that can be fixed with ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla, bang bang. Sounds like a junior doctor or a quack to me.

Sounds like a consultant from mayday to me

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 15 Mar 17 2.25pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Sounds like a consultant from mayday to me

I've not been to Mayday since I was born fortunately!

Actually that might not be true, I think it was there that I got stitched up after riding my tricycle into a radiator.

Edited by Part Time James (15 Mar 2017 2.26pm)

 




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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 15 Mar 17 3.25pm

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Sounds like a consultant from mayday to me

I thought Mayday hired which doctors, after getting misdiagnosed, my doctor asked which doctor said that...

 


"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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View Hrolf The Ganger's Profile Hrolf The Ganger Flag 15 Mar 17 3.35pm Send a Private Message to Hrolf The Ganger Add Hrolf The Ganger as a friend

Originally posted by RedNBlueMart

"Other girls may try to take me away,
but you know it's by your side I will stay"

hmmm.......Dave Clark was never married, was close friends with Freddie Mercury for over 15 years and was at his death bed when he died.....

....you do the math

He shared a love of opera?

 

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 16 Mar 17 7.16pm

Breaking up is hard to do sang Neil Sedaka. Not if the person in question is my ex.

 

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hedgehog50 Flag Croydon 16 Mar 17 10.07pm

The Internationale unites the human race

 


We have now sunk to a depth at which the restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. [Orwell]

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View Cannonball's Profile Cannonball Flag Oxley, Arkansas 17 Mar 17 12.03pm Send a Private Message to Cannonball Add Cannonball as a friend

"Summertime and the living is easy"
not if you are in Africa during a drought

 


God looked down and said "things are bad,I need to give the world an enema,..now where exactly is Liverpool ? "

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