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nickgusset  Shizzlehurst 04 Apr 17 7.31pm |
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I took my kids to a carvery today. Woman dropped a whole plate of food which smashed. I blame Corbyn.
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| legaleagle 04 Apr 17 7.34pm |
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I blame immigration
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| hedgehog50 Croydon 04 Apr 17 7.46pm |
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It's Breakxit
We have now sunk to a depth at which the restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. [Orwell] |
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 gmostone 04 Apr 17 7.46pm |
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I blame willo
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| .TUX. 04 Apr 17 8.05pm |
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I feel sorry for your kids for missing out on one of lifes little 'givens'.
Buy Litecoin. |
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| Hrolf The Ganger 04 Apr 17 8.08pm |
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This is modern Britain. We don't want to offend anyone or start a fight. Broken plate. Broken Britain.
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| OllieMaidstoneEagle Maidstone, Kent 04 Apr 17 8.24pm |
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Happened while I was in a "posh" bar in town on Friday evening. When the waiter clearing the tables dropped a tray of glassses and quick as a flash I shouted out "Wahey!". Unfortunately the whole bar hushed so I had to do the old "look-over-my-shoulder-while-tutting-and-shaking-my-head-as-if-it-was-someone-else-who-had-reacted-in-such-a-disgraceful-manner routine". I shall do my best to keep this tradition alive! Ollie's Dad,Ash.
Red and Blue Army! |
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| dreamwaverider London 04 Apr 17 8.43pm |
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Originally posted by nickgusset
I took my kids to a carvery today. Woman dropped a whole plate of food which smashed. I blame Corbyn. I would have wet myself and hopefully Corbyn is on the floor.
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| Part Time James 04 Apr 17 9.44pm |
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I cheered when a disabled lady knocked over a poncey ornament in a farm shop the other day. You're bang right, not one c**t joined in.
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 Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 04 Apr 17 9.53pm |
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It's my opinion that people who shout out 'wahey' or similar when plates/glasses are dropped are unimaginative, boring cünts anyway. I see this as a step in the right direction.
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 04 Apr 17 10.10pm |
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Originally posted by nickgusset
I took my kids to a carvery today. Woman dropped a whole plate of food which smashed. I blame Corbyn. Was this at bromley common. May be they are too polite there Edited by Michaelawt85 (04 Apr 2017 10.12pm)
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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| Rudi Hedman Caterham 04 Apr 17 10.12pm |
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She probably dropped her plate in horror as she heard you hand down some left wing ideology.
COYP |
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