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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 07 Apr 17 11.52am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

No, not a thread about me!

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When I was at school if I wrote to, let's say Michaela Strachan, asking her to the school disco I'd get no response. Now things go "viral" and everyone thinks that celebs should just cave in and accompany pervy little nerds to school dances.

Someone will end up under a patio before this stops, mark my words.

 




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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 07 Apr 17 12.33pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Michaela's are picky about the company they keep...

Drop your standards a bit

 


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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 07 Apr 17 12.38pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Michaela's are picky about the company they keep...

Drop your standards a bit

Yeah I know. And when I made you a video it didn't go viral at all and you did not want to go to a disco with me. You took out a restraining order and laughed at my body. Thanks very much.

 




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View Harry Beever's Profile Harry Beever Flag Newbury 07 Apr 17 1.53pm Send a Private Message to Harry Beever Add Harry Beever as a friend

Remember writing to Jimmy Saville asking if he could fix it for me to go on a date with Belinda Carlisle. Kind of glad he didn't reply now.

 

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 07 Apr 17 2.11pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Harry Beever

Remember writing to Jimmy Saville asking if he could fix it for me to go on a date with Belinda Carlisle. Kind of glad he didn't reply now.

I'd have let Jimmy Savile do anything he wanted to. It'd be a minor sacrifice for a moment with the goddess Belinda.

 




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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 07 Apr 17 2.25pm Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

Yeah I know. And when I made you a video it didn't go viral at all and you did not want to go to a disco with me. You took out a restraining order and laughed at my body. Thanks very much.

I know but even the judge laughed at your worm

 


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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 07 Apr 17 2.33pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

I know but even the judge laughed at your worm

Well, no one else is able to train their worm to do that surely?

 




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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 10 Apr 17 3.35pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

No, not a thread about me!

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When I was at school if I wrote to, let's say Michaela Strachan, asking her to the school disco I'd get no response. Now things go "viral" and everyone thinks that celebs should just cave in and accompany pervy little nerds to school dances.

Someone will end up under a patio before this stops, mark my words.

Isn't this kind of what Jim'll Fix It was about, but in reverse. With hindsight, that was like Domino's for a paedophile.

All I'm saying here is that if Emma Stone was foolish enough to go on a date with me, I suspect I'd need to have a good reasonable doubt defence worked out in advance.

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 10 Apr 17 3.36pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

No, not a thread about me!

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When I was at school if I wrote to, let's say Michaela Strachan, asking her to the school disco I'd get no response. Now things go "viral" and everyone thinks that celebs should just cave in and accompany pervy little nerds to school dances.

Someone will end up under a patio before this stops, mark my words.

I inherently distrust people who go on dates with celebrities and don't end up on trial for their life.

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 10 Apr 17 3.37pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

Well, no one else is able to train their worm to do that surely?

And you certainly have trained your worm, extensively.

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 10 Apr 17 3.40pm

Originally posted by Harry Beever

Remember writing to Jimmy Saville asking if he could fix it for me to go on a date with Belinda Carlisle. Kind of glad he didn't reply now.

Kid from our school year went on Jim'll Fix it. She was a different kid afterwards, and not in a good way. With hindsight a lot makes sense.

 


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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 10 Apr 17 3.57pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

I wrote to Jim'll Fix It but I suspect my folks didn't post my letter as they were a bit suspicious of him even before all this came out. Either that or I was an uglier kid than I remember.

I think I wrote a letter to Alanis Morrissette as a kid, but didn't she turn out to be a rug muncher? Otherwise she'd probably have taken me up on my offer of a pearl necklace.

 




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