While everyone is in a good mood.
I came up with the below because Sakho is French and scares the opposition.

(those over 35 please feel free to explain who Talking Heads are.)

To the tune of Psycho Killer (Talking Heads)

Sakho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better
Run run run run run run run away oh oh
Sakho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, away oh oh oh

Also, he might be more likely to stay if he thinks we are all bilingual!

Merci

Mange Tout Mapletree, Mange Tout!
(Those over 35 please feel free to explain who Delboy is)

I think the Talking heads song is a great fit actually, would love to sing this.

COYP