So Mark Cluttenfunk has "reffed" his last PL match. Who can replace him in Willo's affections?
Step forward, Bobby Madley - on his performance "yesterday" and v 'Boro, who else comes close to Cluttencunk's level of up-yourself ineptitude?

The right place at the right time

Remove one and three more spring up in its place.

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We've recently seen two ideal candidates to replace Mark.
John Moss and Bobby Madley, though admittedly it's hard to choose between them because they seem equally incompetant.But my vote goes to Moss because he is also hugely biased towards the "bigger" club.

Madley on Saturday was absolutely fantastic though. Mistake after mistake after mistake and brought excellent linesmen with him too - one couldn't even give a correct offside decision when the player was a yard onside and when a mandatory red card turned on it. He even did a superb "F*** me! What do I do now?" face when put on the spot and asked for a decision.

Would be interesting to be a fly on the wall when that one gets "forensically examined" with this software that Willo is so proud of. My vote for S*** Decision Of The Season.

Total amateurs, whether fixed or not.

Edited by chateauferret (01 May 2017 8.01pm)

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That decision was bad, but for total 90 minute incompetence, step forward the lino in front of the main stand. Wilf was pulled down at least twice by his shirt, literally only a couple of yards away and he waved away any appeals, he missed the handball and made multiple incorrect decisions on throw ins.

“My experience of life is that it is not divided up into genres; it’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you’re lucky."

At least he can't screw us over anymore, the utter mingebag of a man

Jon Moss is now my most hated ref