There are more subjects than I remember! I'm going to have to have a longer think!

Best Poster – That tennis bird scratching her arse, of course followed by Stirlingsays.

Funniest Poster – PTJ - thank the lord for jobs where processes are slow.

Best derailed thread of the season - Any where the right-wing nutter gang get's involved.

Best Overseas Poster – Are we including Scotland or Northern Ireland in this yet?

The HOL Poster boy for Brexit - Sexy Davenot

The Best Remain Snowflake - All of us, obviously.

Best Thread – Brexit

Most boring Poster – Jimenez by a distance. 3,470 miles. Sorry Jim, but your trolling of Nick Zzzzzzzz

Most unintentionally funny Poster – Hedgie and Hrolf

The best incarnation of Delwboy 2016-17 -

Poster Most likely to be Delwboy - Jamiemartin2711717

Best/worst flounce – Uncle Choof (again)

Most absurd Transfer Rumour –

The staffie memorial Lifetime Achievement Award –

The BBC sponsored biggest Bender in General Talk - There's a daisy chain of them to choose from. Need more time.

Best Complainer in Palace Talk – Vexleydave

Troll of the season - Matt_Himself (think he get's to keep it this time)

Sexist thread of the season - "Why are women so stupid that they can't even find the kitchen when they get home and mistakenly go into the one with the tv instead?"

The Operation Yewtree are watching you Poster - None. We are all delightful.

Then we move from the website to the pitch, and the nominations are:

CPFC Player of the Year – Sakho/Wilf draw

CPFC Goal of the Season – That Benteke one v Southanpton

CPFC Signing of the Season (non-loan) - Townsend

CPFC Signing of the season - aka the Sahko award

Palace Away day of the Season –

CPFC Donkey turned Good Award – Kelly

Favourite Non-Palace Team of the Year - Exeter

Favourite Pardew quote of the Season - 'I've had her...and her...and her'

Big chest and massive boobs

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Ok, had a think:

Best Poster – Going to say Michaela and everyone is going to raise their eyebrows like I'm some kind of dodgy perv trying to get in her pants, but she's started some great threads and made some good contributions.

Funniest Poster – Mezzer

Best derailed thread of the season - Paedophile in the office

Best Overseas Poster – Y Ddraig Goch

The HOL Poster boy for Brexit - NickGusset

The Best Remain Snowflake - JamieMartin (who claims he voted leave)

Best Thread – Online Dating with 7mins

Most boring Poster – I'm going to win this one day. If I vote for me I think Midlands Eagle will as well so that might be enough!

Most unintentionally funny Poster – Mattteo

The best incarnation of Delwboy 2016-17 - Is Hedgehog one?

Poster Most likely to be Delwboy - Michaelawt85

Best/worst flounce – Hoof, I'm informed he was the only flounce

Most absurd Transfer Rumour – Glenn Murray

The staffie memorial Lifetime Achievement Award – Willo

The BBC sponsored biggest Bender in General Talk - No benders this year, sadly

Best Complainer in Palace Talk – Who was it that called Cucking a "cnut" and then said he was reporting everyone's asses for disagreeing with him?

Troll of the season - Gallowgate Bender

Sexiest thread of the season - Marine Le Pen

The Operation Yewtree are watching you Poster. Becky, she likes em young and tight.

Then we move from the website to the pitch, and the nominations are:

CPFC Player of the Year – Well it has to be Wilf

CPFC Goal of the Season – Andros Townsend, the one where he fell asleep before shooting

CPFC Signing of the Season (non-loan) Sammy Lee

CPFC Signing of the season - aka the Sahko award - Luka Milli Vanilli

Palace Away day of the Season – Didn't go to any away games.

CPFC Donkey turned Good Award – Wayne Hennessey (again, didn't think he was a donkey but he he was much maligned)

Favourite Non-Palace Team of the Year - Burgess Hill Town. Or Huddersfield. I really enjoyed Huddersfield spanking Brighton.

Favourite Pardew quote of the Season - "I wish Sam Allardyce all the best. I proper ruined Palace and I'm glad a decent manager has come in and fixed it all for the club I have always loved"

Edited by Part Time James (18 May 2017 3.45pm)

Yes, who were you thinking of self nominating?

Should have been a category for most random / absurd thread.. There's a few contenders

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

Yes, just because they can't answer back doesn't mean we can't slag them off like the dirty bas**ards they are.

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