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View Ralleneagle's Profile Ralleneagle Flag Crouch End 02 Jul 17 11.42am Send a Private Message to Ralleneagle Add Ralleneagle as a friend

This may have been suggested before...

'That don't impress me, mu(t)ch' by Shania Twain:

Original lyrics:

Okay, so you're a rocket scientist
That don't impress me much
So you got the brain but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

Version for our favourite midfielder:

"Okay, so you're a footballer
That don't impress me, Mutch
So you've got no pace and you've got no touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you are s***e
And you won't keep us up in the middle of a fight
That don't impress me, Mutch"

 

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View Baldfella's Profile Baldfella Flag Wigan 02 Jul 17 11.56am Send a Private Message to Baldfella Add Baldfella as a friend

When will it be sung mate?

 

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View Dan89's Profile Dan89 Flag Se25 02 Jul 17 12.00pm Send a Private Message to Dan89 Add Dan89 as a friend

Originally posted by Ralleneagle

This may have been suggested before...

'That don't impress me, mu(t)ch' by Shania Twain:

Original lyrics:

Okay, so you're a rocket scientist
That don't impress me much
So you got the brain but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

Version for our favourite midfielder:

"Okay, so you're a footballer
That don't impress me, Mutch
So you've got no pace and you've got no touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you are s***e
And you won't keep us up in the middle of a fight
That don't impress me, Mutch"

Great , we can send it to the league 1 club that takes him off our hands .

 


Another Damien Diagonal - Total Football

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View Bangell's Profile Bangell Flag Oxford 02 Jul 17 12.16pm Send a Private Message to Bangell Add Bangell as a friend

Excellent

 

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View Ralleneagle's Profile Ralleneagle Flag Crouch End 02 Jul 17 12.23pm Send a Private Message to Ralleneagle Add Ralleneagle as a friend

Yes I hope we never actually get to sing it.

 

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View CPFCSwords's Profile CPFCSwords Flag London 02 Jul 17 12.27pm Send a Private Message to CPFCSwords Add CPFCSwords as a friend

this is not funny at all i'm afraid

 

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View Harpo's Profile Harpo Flag Oxfordshire 02 Jul 17 7.17pm Send a Private Message to Harpo Add Harpo as a friend

Just bizarre!

 

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View bicycle repair man's Profile bicycle repair man 02 Jul 17 7.24pm Send a Private Message to bicycle repair man Add bicycle repair man as a friend

Originally posted by Ralleneagle

This may have been suggested before...

'That don't impress me, mu(t)ch' by Shania Twain:

Original lyrics:

Okay, so you're a rocket scientist
That don't impress me much
So you got the brain but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

Version for our favourite midfielder:

"Okay, so you're a footballer
That don't impress me, Mutch
So you've got no pace and you've got no touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you are s***e
And you won't keep us up in the middle of a fight
That don't impress me, Mutch"

You must have an awful lot of spare time on your hands to make up a song for that waste of space.

 

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 02 Jul 17 7.25pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View kenners46's Profile kenners46 Flag sydenham village 02 Jul 17 7.34pm Send a Private Message to kenners46 Add kenners46 as a friend

Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye...

 

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View Diagonal's Profile Diagonal Flag 02 Jul 17 11.32pm Send a Private Message to Diagonal Add Diagonal as a friend

Yeah, I remember AP saying early on "if we can get his confidence sorted, he'll be some player!" K**b.

 


If only it were White, rather than Yellow!

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View LeBoeuf's Profile LeBoeuf Flag Bermondsey 03 Jul 17 2.23pm Send a Private Message to LeBoeuf Add LeBoeuf as a friend

(leaving on a) midnight train to walsall

 


a rich man is only a poor man with an obscene amount of money

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