coincidentally, I've been wearing a pair of sports shorts for a few days now with various fluids impregnating them.
Before wearing them this morning, I had a cursory smell of the gusset, and I deemed them unwearable in the confined public area of my local shop.
However, in the bathroom cupboard was some FEMFRESH, which deodorised the shorts for the next 15 minutes, thus allowing me to visit the shop.
On my return, shorts were placed in washing machine (Hot Wash) with a non-bio tab and some Oxi-stain-remover.
2 hours later, they are washed and dried,...but still stink of pl55.

I am at a loss. should I admit defeat and pass them onto the YMCA charidee shop ?

"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

I've heard that there's a thriving market on the t'internet for such items. No personal experience of it, I must stress, so maybe other HOLs can point you in the right direction. Could be a few bob to be made.

Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

I've heard that eating pineapple makes your sex wee taste sweeter.

I have anecdotes about smelly p*ss but everyone is getting offended by everything today.

Mezzer - I thought Whiffy Wee sounded like something Boris Johnson might tell a foreign country their treasured national sport used to be called!

I've just been in hospital for a couple of days, and the first thing I did when I got home was to have a bloody good dump.

It went well.

Extraordinarily though, to my astonishment, my er... deposit had a very distinctive 'hospital food' aroma to it.

I bought some 'Busy B' vitamin B tablets from Holland & Barrett and they make your wee bright Limey yellow. I mean really bright Limey yellow, verging on luminous. Funny when you first see it. I dunno what fans think when they see my almost luminous p1ss squirting against the urinal but it must get noticed. It only lasts the day you take a pill but that wee can be bright yellow very soon after the tablet.

COYP