I don't know about the rest of you, but sometimes I pitch up at a urinal with my bladder full to bursting only to find that I am unable to begin the process of emptying myself. This is particularly prevalent if I am stood close to another chap that's peeing so forcefully it sounds like he is washing a bus.

To get around this I begin to sing "Let's Go Outside" by George Michael in my head. This helps to take the pressure off the situation and allows me to begin.

What songs do the rest of you sing in your head to help you drain the dragon? Or am I unusual in this respect?

You might be dehydrated.

Love it!

Fortunately my bowel is less timid than my bladder, possibly due to the setup of most bathrooms with a separate partition for dropping off one's kids.

That said, I shall hum Message in a Bottle next time I make a trip to the porcelain arena in homage to your phobia of Sting.

Don't go chasing waterfalls

I remember my senior manager standing next to me at the urinal once and he was whistling "I think we're alone now". Fortunately I know this to be his favourite song and didn't have the old classic "fellatio-promotion" dilemma.

Edited by Part Time James (02 Sep 2017 10.41pm)