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wwarr009 Flag 05 Sep 17 5.08pm

I was in my local hairdresser recently and the hairdresser knew a friend of Wilf and said that Benteke and Wilf can't play together anymore because Benteke ordered a Pinapple and mushroom pizza when Wilf didn't want that and is allergic! Thoughts?

Edited by wwarr009 (05 Sep 2017 5.10pm)

 


Beans beans there good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart, the more you fart the more you eat the more you sit on the toilet seat

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View Midlands Eagle's Profile Midlands Eagle Flag 05 Sep 17 5.11pm Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

Is school out already?

 

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wwarr009 Flag 05 Sep 17 5.15pm

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

Is school out already?

I don't go to school I'm only 3

 


Beans beans there good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart, the more you fart the more you eat the more you sit on the toilet seat

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View Ginger Pubic Wig's Profile Ginger Pubic Wig Flag Wickham de L'Ouest 05 Sep 17 5.16pm Send a Private Message to Ginger Pubic Wig Add Ginger Pubic Wig as a friend

you'd make a good friend to ohthisbloodypc. He was/is similarly batty.

 


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View eagle180's Profile eagle180 Flag Croydon 05 Sep 17 5.17pm Send a Private Message to eagle180 Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add eagle180 as a friend

Makes more sense than the never ending Hennessey thread.

 


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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 05 Sep 17 5.19pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by wwarr009

I was in my local hairdresser recently and the hairdresser knew a friend of Wilf and said that Benteke and Wilf can't play together anymore because Benteke ordered a Pinapple and mushroom pizza when Wilf didn't want that and is allergic! Thoughts?

Edited by wwarr009 (05 Sep 2017 5.10pm)

Lucky you! What was she like?

No; this sounds like a HALF BAKED story with no BASE-is in fact.

 


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View RRA77's Profile RRA77 Flag 05 Sep 17 5.29pm Send a Private Message to RRA77 Add RRA77 as a friend

Originally posted by wwarr009

I don't go to school I'm only 3

Explains a lot. BTW it is "Beans beans they're (they are) good for your heart". Keep taking the beans,you can then blame the "hot air" on them instead of .....

 

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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 05 Sep 17 5.35pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by RRA77

Explains a lot. BTW it is "Beans beans they're (they are) good for your heart". Keep taking the beans,you can then blame the "hot air" on them instead of .....

At school it was always "Beans, beans are good for your heart..." or actually "are" was sometimes dropped and a brief pause inserted instead. "Beans, beans - good for your heart. The more you eat..."

 


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View Mad4palace's Profile Mad4palace Flag 05 Sep 17 5.36pm Send a Private Message to Mad4palace Add Mad4palace as a friend

If it was Benteke's feeling on Townsend I might have believed you, Benteke does his nut every time Andros cuts instead of crossing

 

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Originally posted by Mad4palace

If it was Benteke's feeling on Townsend I might have believed you, Benteke does his nut every time Andros cuts instead of crossing

Yep them two don't get in at all so they!

 

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View Mstrobez's Profile Mstrobez Flag 05 Sep 17 6.20pm Send a Private Message to Mstrobez Add Mstrobez as a friend

Originally posted by YT

Lucky you! What was she like?

No; this sounds like a HALF BAKED story with no BASE-is in fact.

Lets not start with the cheesy puns

 


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View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 05 Sep 17 6.47pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

There is no way Benteke would order pineapple and mushroom, had you suggested Wilf had gone for the classic Hawaaiian and been rebuffed then this story may have had some credence, I understand the OP is only three years old but allowing one's imagination to run wild in this way is frankly inexcusable.

 

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