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View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 17 Sep 17 8.43pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

There are four apparently, got to be careful cos this is part of the government's 'Prevent Strategy' and teachers have to peddle this stuff to kids ... where I work an ex-cop with a bleach bond bob, dark roots, shoulder pads and pink stilettos drones on in that nasal copper voice that there are 4 British Values like there are 4 legs on a table, wretchedly ignorant that these values are universal and the Empire killed millions through famine, murder or slavery and that the whole notion of BV is a load of cr*p invented by some n*b like Michael Gove and will pass before another pile of cr*p is foisted upon those charged with educating the younger generation. So apologies to the cab drivers and white van men among you but here are my alternative four British Values ... please feel free to comment, or far better give us your own four...

1) snobbery
2) bullsh*t artistry
3) I'm alright Jack f*ck you
4) houliganism

Your four?

 

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View chris123's Profile chris123 Flag hove actually 17 Sep 17 8.53pm Send a Private Message to chris123 Add chris123 as a friend

What's wrong with Michael Gove? He's become very green recently.

 

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View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 17 Sep 17 9.11pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Green with putrification I hope

 

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View Jimenez's Profile Jimenez Flag SELHURSTPARKCHESTER,DA BRONX 17 Sep 17 9.11pm Send a Private Message to Jimenez Add Jimenez as a friend

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

There are four apparently, got to be careful cos this is part of the government's 'Prevent Strategy' and teachers have to peddle this stuff to kids ... where I work an ex-cop with a bleach bond bob, dark roots, shoulder pads and pink stilettos drones on in that nasal copper voice that there are 4 British Values like there are 4 legs on a table, wretchedly ignorant that these values are universal and the Empire killed millions through famine, murder or slavery and that the whole notion of BV is a load of cr*p invented by some n*b like Michael Gove and will pass before another pile of cr*p is foisted upon those charged with educating the younger generation. So apologies to the cab drivers and white van men among you but here are my alternative four British Values ... please feel free to comment, or far better give us your own four...

1) snobbery
2) bullsh*t artistry
3) I'm alright Jack f*ck you
4) houliganism

Your four?

You have morphed into Gusset & I claim my 10 Shilling note !!

 


Pro USA & Israel

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View Midlands Eagle's Profile Midlands Eagle Flag 18 Sep 17 11.05am Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

where I work an ex-cop with a bleach bond bob, dark roots, shoulder pads and pink stilettos drones on in that nasal copper voice

1) stereotyping people

I'll have a think about three more

 

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 18 Sep 17 11.18am

Originally posted by Jimenez

You have morphed into Gusset & I claim my 10 Shilling note !!

Yawn

 

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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 18 Sep 17 12.17pm

Bragging about sexual conquests
Lying about sexual conquests
Bragging about the amount you can drink
Lying about the amount you can drink.

 


"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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View Rudi Hedman's Profile Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 18 Sep 17 12.28pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Self deprecation.

Being shamed or ashamed if you're patriotic.

Being a soft touch and thinking of us as individuals or those from outside before the future of our own.

Too many unable to have both sides of the political spectrum come together long term for the benefit of all, or most. (Cue Vince Cable, or not). In short, staunch party support.

Political apathy. An unfair FPTP voting system that's effectively made lots of people disconnected, not bothered or care, so don't vote.

 


COYP

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View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 18 Sep 17 12.47pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

1) stereotyping people

I'll have a think about three more

You haven't met the ignorant witch - count yourself lucky, you're not married to a copper by any chance?

 

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 18 Sep 17 1.16pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Leaded petrol
postage stamps
traffic wardens
Half-day closing on Wednesdays

 


"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 18 Sep 17 1.22pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Perving

Blaming everyone else for everything

Letting someone call you Steve for 6 years when it aint your name

Putting on a South London accent when talking to a plumber

 




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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 18 Sep 17 1.31pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

superior confectionary

white dog shlt

hating your neighbours

dog shlt, . . . everywhere

 


"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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