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With due deference to Monty Python...

What have CPFC 2010 done for us?

“All right, but apart from the Premier League Football, the Crystals (women rather than teenagers), local beer, decent pies, a better PA system, stadium cladding, 4G pitch, undersoil heating, self tanning floodlights, an end to Simon Jordan, more disabled access, Kayla, Farr Vintner wine, an NBC documentary, a steam train to away matches, continental football (albeit for 5 games!), stadium sponsorship, shirt and sleeve sponsorship, overseas pre-season tours, increased social presence, Chris Grierson, the return of Hy Money, the Malcolm Allison Lounge, a presence on Beak Street, Sam Jordan, the Julian Speroni bar, the Julian Speroni testimonial, Roy Hodgson, Big Sam, the Fan Zone, some nice kits, free badges and balloons, on-line match-day programmes, international coverage, US investment, a set on the FA boardroom, the return of Mike Rankine (OK they did also get rid of him first), Sammy Lee, an FA Cup Final, and a sense of pride in South London, what have CPFC 2010 ever done for us?”

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You missed out "made huge contributions to the pension pots of at least four managers as well as countless assistant managers and coaches"

 

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Steve Browett jerked me off once

 

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Originally posted by Bangell

Steve Browett jerked me off once

Surprised this is the first time you mentioned it. Details?

 




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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

You missed out "made huge contributions to the pension pots of at least four managers as well as countless assistant managers and coaches"

You're right, I should have also added "provided rehabilitation to unsuccessful England Managers"...

 


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Originally posted by Part Time James

Surprised this is the first time you mentioned it. Details?

Oh, it was part of this hospitality package I won in a competition. He was very professional about the whole thing, can't really complain.

You can pay £200 for an upgrade that gets you rimmed by Kayla the eagle.

 

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Branded leather seats for the manager and his assistants/coaches.

 

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Originally posted by Bangell

Oh, it was part of this hospitality package I won in a competition. He was very professional about the whole thing, can't really complain.

You can pay £200 for an upgrade that gets you rimmed by Kayla the eagle.

And a double team with Pete and Alice and their giant furry hands?

 




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Originally posted by Part Time James

And a double team with Pete and Alice and their giant furry hands?

Genuinely, I've always wondered if they were swingers

 

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Originally posted by Bangell

Genuinely, I've always wondered if they were swingers

Assuming the girl who originally wore the Alice outfit is still the same one, I was in her class at school. She wasn't a swinger then.

 




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A tyre sponsor (or did you say that?)
Stopping the Scousers winning the Prem (3-3)
Stopping the Gooners reaching the 'Champions' League (3-0)
Apart from aqueducts and law & order, I think that's it.

 


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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

You missed out "made huge contributions to the pension pots of at least four managers as well as countless assistant managers and coaches"

Love it (but 'technically' this hasn't been done for 'us').

 


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