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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 27 Sep 17 8.18am
My brain is stained by many shocking stories I've read whilst in the Doctor's waiting room. Your Starter for 10. This woman writes in. Her and her husband used to play this s3x game, where he'd come home from work at lunch and pretend to be a burglar and do the business on his wife. So she says one lunchtime a 'burglar' breaks in , blindfolds her and ties her up and does her doggy-style. At penetration, she realised this was not her husband, but does not protest. Her husband comes home later and apologises for missing their planned lunchtime session, but says a colleague told him there was a meeting scheduled, but strangely, no-one turned up. I think my husbands colleague has overheard our phone conversations and thought to 'get in on the action'. Do I tell my husband ? "The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak
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in a hidey-hole 27 Sep 17 8.18am

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My brain is stained by many shocking stories I've read whilst in the Doctor's waiting room.
Your Starter for 10.
This woman writes in. Her and her husband used to play this s3x game, where he'd come home from work at lunch and pretend to be a burglar and do the business on his wife.
So she says one lunchtime a 'burglar' breaks in , blindfolds her and ties her up and does her doggy-style. At penetration, she realised this was not her husband, but does not protest.
Her husband comes home later and apologises for missing their planned lunchtime session, but says a colleague told him there was a meeting scheduled, but strangely, no-one turned up.
I think my husbands colleague has overheard our phone conversations and thought to 'get in on the action'. Do I tell my husband ?

"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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Part Time James 27 Sep 17 10.01am
Probably not real but... Attachment: received_10155038371269611.jpeg (50.07Kb)
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Part Time James

27 Sep 17 10.01am

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Probably not real but...

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Rudi Hedman Caterham 27 Sep 17 10.27am
More more more! COYP
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Rudi Hedman

Caterham 27 Sep 17 10.27am

More more more!

COYP

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Rudi Hedman Caterham 27 Sep 17 10.30am
On the rare occasion I have a fun look at The Sun's Dear Deardre page it nearly always has someone who's had spontaneous sex with their brother in-law or sister in-law, on the living room floor, and often becomes a regular thing. COYP
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Rudi Hedman

Caterham 27 Sep 17 10.30am

On the rare occasion I have a fun look at The Sun's Dear Deardre page it nearly always has someone who's had spontaneous sex with their brother in-law or sister in-law, on the living room floor, and often becomes a regular thing.

COYP

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Michaelawt85 Bexley 27 Sep 17 10.43am
A couple of brilliant ones here Attachment: enhanced-buzz-26181-1384868487-0.jpg (17.28Kb) When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC
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Michaelawt85

Bexley 27 Sep 17 10.43am

A couple of brilliant ones here

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When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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Michaelawt85 Bexley 27 Sep 17 10.44am
Will playing with breasts make them bigger?? Attachment: enhanced-buzz-24441-1384867238-2.jpg (14.84Kb) When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC
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Michaelawt85

Bexley 27 Sep 17 10.44am

Will playing with breasts make them bigger??

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When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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Part Time James 27 Sep 17 10.58am
Originally posted by Michaelawt85 Will playing with breasts make them bigger?? It works with knobs....
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Part Time James

27 Sep 17 10.58am

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Will playing with breasts make them bigger??

It works with knobs....

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Michaelawt85 Bexley 27 Sep 17 11.28am
Originally posted by Part Time James It works with knobs.... Yep. But do you combine problem one with problem two. Think of Andy carroll to make your knob bigger??? When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC
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Michaelawt85

Bexley 27 Sep 17 11.28am

Originally posted by Part Time James

It works with knobs....

Yep. But do you combine problem one with problem two. Think of Andy carroll to make your knob bigger???

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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chris123 hove actually 27 Sep 17 11.54am
Originally posted by Michaelawt85 Yep. But do you combine problem one with problem two. Think of Andy carroll to make your knob bigger??? Is that the bloke from the White Heather Club?
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chris123

hove actually 27 Sep 17 11.54am

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Yep. But do you combine problem one with problem two. Think of Andy carroll to make your knob bigger???

Is that the bloke from the White Heather Club?

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PeatlingPalace Peatling Leicestershire, UK 27 Sep 17 12.23pm
More of a complaint than a problem page and a bit old now, but anyway; [Link] When they kick out your front door. How you gonna come ?
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PeatlingPalace

Peatling Leicestershire, UK 27 Sep 17 12.23pm

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More of a complaint than a problem page and a bit old now, but anyway;

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When they kick out your front door. How you gonna come ?

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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 27 Sep 17 12.24pm
In the days when Viagra went available to the public: Dear Deirdre, I am a 40yr old male. I went on Holiday to Benidorm a few weeks ago and was awoken in my bed at night by a large grey-haired woman riding my c0ck. I was startled and asked what she was doing ? She said "Shut up, I ain't finished yet" I was drinking in a bar the previous evening, and think my drink was spiked with Viagra. Deidre says : Poor you. report it to the police as this was a crime Forest says : you both knew what you were doing. Live with it "The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak
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Forest Hillbilly

in a hidey-hole 27 Sep 17 12.24pm

In the days when Viagra went available to the public:

Dear Deirdre,

I am a 40yr old male. I went on Holiday to Benidorm a few weeks ago and was awoken in my bed at night by a large grey-haired woman riding my c0ck.
I was startled and asked what she was doing ?
She said "Shut up, I ain't finished yet"

I was drinking in a bar the previous evening, and think my drink was spiked with Viagra.

Deidre says : Poor you. report it to the police as this was a crime

Forest says : you both knew what you were doing. Live with it

"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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Michaelawt85 Bexley 27 Sep 17 12.29pm
Originally posted by PeatlingPalace More of a complaint than a problem page and a bit old now, but anyway; [Link] Similar to this ladies mishap [Link] When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC
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Michaelawt85

Bexley 27 Sep 17 12.29pm

Originally posted by PeatlingPalace

More of a complaint than a problem page and a bit old now, but anyway;

[Link]

Similar to this ladies mishap
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When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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