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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 24 Nov 17 9.20am Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

Famous people, work colleagues, schoolteachers whatever. Please include any necessary explanations.

1. Ulrika Johnson....4x4. seemingly on account of who fathered the 4 kids she has.

2. Calamity James....David James the goalkeeper. enough said.

3. Uncle Joe....Stalin's nickname among the other allies at the Yalta conference. I would dare any of the participants to call him it to his face.

4. Cancer Man......the chainsmoking hard-drinking boss of a firm i once worked at. Still alive and well after all these years. Teeth like gravestones.

 


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View Michaelawt85's Profile Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 25 Nov 17 11.03am Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Bloke I know is nicknamed Bungle (as in the rainbow character) as he's really hairy. His brothers rib him about it so much he refused to name his son George as it would have set them off something chronic.

My own nickname is Ratty. My mum still calls me it , sometimes if we are out she will call out rat and I will automatically look round. I also write it in Christmas and birthday cards to her. Feels alien if she calls me by my actual name

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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View chris123's Profile chris123 Flag caterham 25 Nov 17 11.25am Send a Private Message to chris123 Add chris123 as a friend

My nickname was nibs or nibsy - tolerable a 5, not at 35.

 

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View Southampton_Eagle's Profile Southampton_Eagle Flag At the after party 25 Nov 17 11.35am Send a Private Message to Southampton_Eagle Add Southampton_Eagle as a friend

Mine's The Cat. I'm rubbish in goal but I sh*t in the neighbours gardens.

Edited by Southampton_Eagle (25 Nov 2017 11.36am)

 


BensGrandad: Prior to the cup game v Arsenal there was some posts comparing The Amex and The Emirates and The Amex came out top in every catergory bar the one that matters, the players on the field.

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View richard shaw (og)65's Profile richard shaw (og)65 Flag my minds eye 01 Dec 17 6.14pm Send a Private Message to richard shaw (og)65 Add richard shaw (og)65 as a friend

the funniest one i heard recently was an incompetent fella in the office who was always getting called in to the boss nicknamed "missile" , as he was always on the verge of being fired

Edited by richard shaw (og)65 (01 Dec 2017 6.15pm)

 


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View monkey's Profile monkey Flag 01 Dec 17 6.41pm Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

One that springs to mind, Our ex-player Steve Lovell, now manager of Gillingham switched to playing up front in his later and non-league playing days and earned the name of 'timber' because he had a habit of hitting the woodwork a lot, back in the the day when goal posts were made of wood of course!!

 

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View monkey's Profile monkey Flag 01 Dec 17 6.42pm Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

Freeeeeaaaaaaak!!!! Peter Crouch

 

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View Rudi Hedman's Profile Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 01 Dec 17 7.51pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Originally posted by Michaelawt85

Bloke I know is nicknamed Bungle (as in the rainbow character) as he's really hairy. His brothers rib him about it so much he refused to name his son George as it would have set them off something chronic.

My own nickname is Ratty. My mum still calls me it , sometimes if we are out she will call out rat and I will automatically look round. I also write it in Christmas and birthday cards to her. Feels alien if she calls me by my actual name

In places serving and selling food I hope.

Actually if I were a lady I'd prefer it if mother didn't call me a rat in public.

 


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View cryrst's Profile cryrst Flag Chatham 01 Dec 17 10.00pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Fella I worked with way back was called bungalow
Nothing up top

 

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View simlaboy's Profile simlaboy Flag coulsdon 01 Dec 17 11.26pm Send a Private Message to simlaboy Add simlaboy as a friend

When I contracted to Hammersmith & Fulham Council one of their heating engineers was nicknamed Total Recall on account of the number of callbacks he got

 

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View Willo's Profile Willo Flag 02 Dec 17 12.00am Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

I cannot recall the name of the striker, but he had the nickname 'Jigsaw' because he went to pieces in the box.

Fitz Hall 'One size'.

Edited by Willo (02 Dec 2017 12.10am)

 

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View silvertop's Profile silvertop Flag bristol 04 Dec 17 6.51pm Send a Private Message to silvertop Add silvertop as a friend

Wasn't Graeme le Saux known as Tiny Tears? Cruel on so many levels

 

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