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View pafcprogs's Profile pafcprogs Flag 01 Dec 17 5.21pm Send a Private Message to pafcprogs Add pafcprogs as a friend

Argyle fan in peace here seeking your favourite funny and witty palace player nicknames

I know you had a game where the whole team suddenly has nicknames on their tracksuits under our mutual friend Malcom Allison which ended badly...


I've found a fair few ( Doris doe Swindlehurst???) which took me back as my first ever away game was the 3-3 game in 74/5...I was a teen and bventured up on a shopping coach excursion and found my own way down to Selhurst park and back to meet the coach.

Nowadays I am a Kent resident and one of my daughters goes to Brit so she heads to Selhurst every day!

Shame you sold Bolasie...we had no idea what we had when we signed him!!

Thanks in advance for any good ones....

 

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View chateauferret's Profile chateauferret Flag Airdrie 08 Dec 17 12.34am Send a Private Message to chateauferret Add chateauferret as a friend

There's no competition here really.

One of the worst strikers we've ever seen at Palace was Patrick Bamford. He strutted about, preened himself in the area, was determined not to ruin his latest hairdo and never scored. He was a Chelsea loanee. He went to Norwich and then Boro where after about three years the ball bounced off his arse into the net, and he ran around like the golden goose who'd laid an especially large egg, despite having already lost the game and been relegated.

I refer to him as "Bumfluff".

Selling Bolasie turned out to be quite a good idea because he soon afterwards f***ed his ACL and has been out ever since. 18 months and counting and Everton are picking up the tab.

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View alaneagle1's Profile alaneagle1 Flag Dunstable,Bedfordshire.England 08 Dec 17 12.46am Send a Private Message to alaneagle1 Add alaneagle1 as a friend

Originally posted by pafcprogs

Argyle fan in peace here seeking your favourite funny and witty palace player nicknames

I know you had a game where the whole team suddenly has nicknames on their tracksuits under our mutual friend Malcom Allison which ended badly...


I've found a fair few ( Doris doe Swindlehurst???) which took me back as my first ever away game was the 3-3 game in 74/5...I was a teen and bventured up on a shopping coach excursion and found my own way down to Selhurst park and back to meet the coach.

Nowadays I am a Kent resident and one of my daughters goes to Brit so she heads to Selhurst every day!

Shame you sold Bolasie...we had no idea what we had when we signed him!!

Thanks in advance for any good ones....

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Doris was Paul Hinshelwood.

 


Palace 13th 2017/18.

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View thebob's Profile thebob Flag Tatebayashi (from Croydon) 08 Dec 17 5.44am Send a Private Message to thebob Add thebob as a friend

"One size" was the nickname of Fitz Hall.

Thats one of my favorites.

 

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View Badger11's Profile Badger11 Flag Beckenham 08 Dec 17 9.01am Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

Originally posted by alaneagle1

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Doris was Paul Hinshelwood.

I remember Doris was his nickname with the fans. I think his nickname among the team was Fish. I had a tour of the club and I saw a blackboard with team tactics and Fish was on the board. Unless I am confusing this another player.

 


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View chris123's Profile chris123 Flag caterham 08 Dec 17 9.22am Send a Private Message to chris123 Add chris123 as a friend

We’ve had a couple of Budgies.

 

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View Willo's Profile Willo Flag 08 Dec 17 9.37am Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Badger11

I remember Doris was his nickname with the fans. I think his nickname among the team was Fish. I had a tour of the club and I saw a blackboard with team tactics and Fish was on the board. Unless I am confusing this another player.

Yes I have heard "Doris" being referred to as "Fish".

Nigel Martyn was 'Blazey' and John Jackson 'Stonewall'.
John Sewell was 'Shovel'.

 

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View Spiderman's Profile Spiderman Flag Horsham 09 Dec 17 9.45pm Send a Private Message to Spiderman Add Spiderman as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

Yes I have heard "Doris" being referred to as "Fish".

Nigel Martyn was 'Blazey' and John Jackson 'Stonewall'.
John Sewell was 'Shovel'.

and Willo is Clattenburg Senior

 

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