I've had a bad bet this evening. Skybet offering 200-1 Benteke to score a header and Sanchez to score outside the box.

Picked up a similar one a couple of years back when Paddy Power offered 100-1 Benteke to score a header and Coutinho from outside the box.

I know it should be 200-1 Benteke to score with any part of his anatomy, but fact is often stranger than fiction. Worth a fiver to win a grand, I'd have thought.

Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.