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rednblue4eva Flag Norwood 17 Mar 18 11.57am Send a Private Message to rednblue4eva Add rednblue4eva as a friend

Well it would be rude to refuse

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No picture though

 
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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 17 Mar 18 12.26pm

Would. (No photo required)

 

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit
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Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 17 Mar 18 12.48pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Australians!

 

COYP
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topcat Flag Holmesdale / Surbiton 17 Mar 18 12.50pm Send a Private Message to topcat Add topcat as a friend

Not for $700, no.

Bit harsh when both were consenting and there was no one else on the train. Very harsh when the woman didn't get punished at all.

Edited by topcat (17 Mar 2018 12.51pm)

 

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 17 Mar 18 12.51pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Originally posted by rednblue4eva

Well it would be rude to refuse

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No picture though

Apparently there were pictures on the CCTV. I think we should see the evidence used in court

 

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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 17 Mar 18 12.55pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

I am minded of a time I was meeting a digger driver at 8am in Edmonton some years back.
He already got there before I arrived, and he told me what had happened to him.

He was approached by a young hetro couple, who were obviously desperate for cash. The woman offered to give the digger driver a BJ for a tenner.
What did he do ?
"I didn't have a tenner on me"

 

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Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 17 Mar 18 1.00pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

I am minded of a time I was meeting a digger driver at 8am in Edmonton some years back.
He already got there before I arrived, and he told me what had happened to him.

He was approached by a young hetro couple, who were obviously desperate for cash. The woman offered to give the digger driver a BJ for a tenner.
What did he do ?
"I didn't have a tenner on me"

Desperate for £10 at 8am = Crack whores.

 

COYP
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eagles2011 Flag 19 Mar 18 1.40pm Send a Private Message to eagles2011 Add eagles2011 as a friend

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

Apparently there were pictures on the CCTV. I think we should see the evidence used in court


Surprised it hasn’t appeared on utube

 
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NKEagle Flag Pyongyang 19 Mar 18 2.16pm Send a Private Message to NKEagle Add NKEagle as a friend

Originally posted by topcat

Not for 0, no.

Bit harsh when both were consenting and there was no one else on the train. Very harsh when the woman didn't get punished at all.

Edited by topcat (17 Mar 2018 12.51pm)

She was a policewoman and it was a sting operation.

 
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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 19 Mar 18 2.32pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

She can't have been that good if he needed to clean up afterwards.

 

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kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 19 Mar 18 2.49pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

trainstaff are total rotters and should be ashamed of themselves(mealy mouthed jealous cunce i think)

on a similar note, many years ago we was working night shift painting at Mayday hospital.
around 11pm a really rough old boot in her 60s approached my brother & I and asked if we ''wanted any business'' nodding towards the changing cubicles.
we both declined and went off to get paint from the van sharpish.

Another evening in the hospital my mate was on his knees painting by a public phone in the corridor.
two women asked him if they could use the phone
Dave said'sure you can sit on my shoulder while you use it'
So she did smiling & laughing with him.
one thing led to another and after her call, Dave & the shoulder sitter went off to an empty room and he got his sack emptied(in company time)
Her mate meanwhile implied that she had time too.
I declined, telling her I had an irish wife who would possibly open a whole six pack of whoop ass on me if rumbled.

 

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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