Making zahas performance all about him again on match of the day. "He has improved hasn't he." When wright says yes he replies "thanks" and smugly laughs. f*** you, self righteous prick. Christ he's so up his own arse.

Best thing zaha can do though is keep doing what he's doing. Class today.

Never offers a single worthwhile insight into the game.

The right place at the right time

Blimey, people need to move on.

He spoke for a couple of minutes about how good Zaha and Townsend were, and it was only when Ian Wright actually said that he’s maybe lacked end product that Shearer jumped in again to say ‘he has improved.’

Somehow you’ve still taken that as a negative, weird.

Employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

Next time Alan Shearer is on Match of the Day, try to predict the exact minute when the plodding pundit repeats this phrase:

"The gurl--kipper hud nur chuntz."

(Translation: The Goalkeeper had no chance)

He says it about every single goal he analyses.

Maybe we should run a sweep stake.

Remember watching a TV programme in 2013 when we were in the Championship and Tom Ince was getting a lot of coverage (at Blackpool I think). Ian Wright was asked who was the better prospect out of Wilf and young Ince.

Probably a bit of a loaded question as Wright and Paul Ince were mates but Wright was not hesitant in his answer.

Wilf doesnt have Wright's out and out goalscoring talent but an argument could be made that he's been as influential to us.