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View Sportyteacher's Profile Sportyteacher Flag London 02 Jun 18 8.44am Send a Private Message to Sportyteacher Add Sportyteacher as a friend

So my infant daughter has really caught onto this tune and maybe it's a sign of my age but what the friggin' heck is Big Shaq going on about? Are there any translators out there who can enlighten me?

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Lyrics:

Yo, Big Shaq, the one and only
Man's not hot, never hot
Skrrat, skidi-kat-kat
Boom
Two plus two is four, minus one that's three, quick maths
Everyday man's on the block, smoke trees
See your girl in the park, that girl is a uckers
When the ting went quack-quack-quack, you man were ducking (you man ducked)
Hold tight, Asnee (my brotha), he's got the pumpy (big ting)
Hold tight, my man (my guy), he's got the frisbee
I trap, trap, trap on the phone, movin' that cornflakes
Rice Krispies, hold tight my girl, Whitney (my G)
On the road doin' ten toes, like my toes (like my toes)
You man thought I froze, I see a peng girl, then I pose (chilin')
If she ain't on it, I ghost, hah, look at your nose (check your nose fam)
You donut, nose long like garden hose
I tell her man's not hot, I tell her man's not hot
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)
I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)
Hop out the four-door with the .44, it was one, two, three and four (us man)
Chillin' in the corridor (yo), your dad is forty-four
And he's still callin' man for a draw (look at him), let him know
When I see him, I'm gonna spin his jaw (finished)
Take man's Twix by force (take it), send man shop by force (send him)
Your girl knows I've got the sauce (flexin'), no ketchup (none)
Just sauce (saucy), raw sauce
Ah, yo, boom, ah
The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Poom, poom, you dun know
I tell her man's not hot (man's not), I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (never hot)
I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"
I said, "Babes, man's not hot"
Man can never be hot (never hot), perspiration ting (spray dat)
Lynx Effect (come on), you didn't hear me did you? (nah)
Use roll-on (use that), or spray
But either way, A-B-C-D (alphabet ting)
The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Poom, poom
You dun know, Big Shaq
Man's not hot
I tell her man's not hot (never hot)
Forty degrees and man's not hot (come on)
Yo, in the sauna, man's not hot (never hot)
Yeah, skidika-pap-pap

 

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View joe_cpfc's Profile joe_cpfc Flag Basingstoke 02 Jun 18 10.00am Send a Private Message to joe_cpfc Add joe_cpfc as a friend

Originally posted by Sportyteacher

So my infant daughter has really caught onto this tune and maybe it's a sign of my age but what the friggin' heck is Big Shaq going on about? Are there any translators out there who can enlighten me?

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Lyrics:

Not a chance, sorry. I’m sure it’s genius to those who understand it though

Edited by joe_cpfc (02 Jun 2018 10.03am)

 

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 02 Jun 18 10.23am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

deep, heavy 5hlt. No doubt

 


"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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View serial thriller's Profile serial thriller Flag The Promised Land 02 Jun 18 11.52am Send a Private Message to serial thriller Add serial thriller as a friend

I believe the youth of today find its satirical take on the format of spoken word improvisation - or 'Fire in the Booth' - highly amusing. Its references to lyricism which tackle subjects of violence and hyper-masculinity, along with its Learian approach to linguistic nonsensicality, juxtapose the typically threatening and choreographed nature of much of the modern day's 'rap game'.

That's what one of my pupils told me anyway.

 


If punk ever happened I'd be preaching the law, instead of listenin to Lydon lecture BBC4

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View Sportyteacher's Profile Sportyteacher Flag London 02 Jun 18 11.56am Send a Private Message to Sportyteacher Add Sportyteacher as a friend

Originally posted by serial thriller

I believe the youth of today find its satirical take on the format of spoken word improvisation - or 'Fire in the Booth' - highly amusing. Its references to lyricism which tackle subjects of violence and hyper-masculinity, along with its Learian approach to linguistic nonsensicality, juxtapose the typically threatening and choreographed nature of much of the modern day's 'rap game'.

That's what one of my pupils told me anyway.

Wow, they are gifted and talented in your reception class....

 

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View Stuk's Profile Stuk Flag Top half 02 Jun 18 11.56am Send a Private Message to Stuk Add Stuk as a friend

He's a comedian.

 


Optimistic as ever

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chateauferret Flag 02 Jun 18 1.56pm

These days if you have the right marketing team and a recognisable name you can produce any s*** you like and still get praise and money for it.

 


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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 02 Jun 18 6.52pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

pumpy=shotgun
44-.44 calibre handgun
spin your jaw= what do you think?
raw sauce!

Surely you can work some of these out.

Edited by ASCPFC (02 Jun 2018 6.54pm)

 


Red and Blue Army!

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View Sportyteacher's Profile Sportyteacher Flag London 02 Jun 18 8.59pm Send a Private Message to Sportyteacher Add Sportyteacher as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

pumpy=shotgun
44-.44 calibre handgun
spin your jaw= what do you think?
raw sauce!

Surely you can work some of these out.

Edited by ASCPFC (02 Jun 2018 6.54pm)

I teach reception class..

 

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View eritheagle's Profile eritheagle Flag Erith 02 Jun 18 9.22pm Send a Private Message to eritheagle Add eritheagle as a friend

Originally posted by Stuk

He's a comedian.

He was also the Palace matchday announcer for a few games (earlier this season I think). He was worse than awful and lots of people put pressure on the club to reinstate the old announcer, which they did.

 

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View rossboss29's Profile rossboss29 Flag Portsmouth 02 Jun 18 10.09pm Send a Private Message to rossboss29 Add rossboss29 as a friend

He is a comedian and parody of grime artists. He has a few other characters [Link]

 

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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 04 Jun 18 4.09pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by Sportyteacher

I teach reception class..

In all fairness, not sure what most of it means myself. I presume he is parodying violent rap if he's a comedian. The parody is not particularly effective if no-one can understand it.

 


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