... football managers. I ask this bcos the Klopps, Erikssons, Wengers and Benitez's of this world would be doctors, barristers, profs or architects etc whereas most of our managers look like they'd be bathroom salesmen - apart from Sir Gareth. My old point about education in the UK being 'posh' and football being 'rough' - I'm massively anti-snob btw just being provocative to get you going, but I do believe foreign players, managers and their game do show more signs of education than ours, whereas here tennis, cricket and rugby are respectable and middle class whereas football is down there with boxing, horse racing, darts and snooker. So give me an English manager and his alternative job -cud be ex-Palace but just any Brit will do. I'll start you off:

Sean Dyche - bathroom salesman
Sam Allardyce - Holiday Camp manager
Harry Redknapp - milkman

and please don't get offended or point out Neil Warnock's chiropody, Roy's multilinguism or the various esoteric strings to the bow of Sam Allardyce. Brit manager and alternative job please.

David wagner works in the IT department.

Edited by Rudi Hedman (12 Jul 2018 11.17pm)

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Jokanovic. Serious East European gangster.

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Marco Silva. Restaurant manager.

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I could see Roy being something like a school caretaker or some type of job which involves history

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Gonna expand to past and present

Alex Ferguson- orgy arranger. Can imagine him with his strong Scottish accent yelling out in the dark ‘your pulling the wrong TODGERRRRR Weeee lass’

Walter Smith - taggart

Pellegrini - restaurant owner or ice cream man. Oooh oh oh - funeral director

Roberto Martinez - gay actor - a proper luvvie

Conte - p***.tar or Benidorm barman

Mourinho - sex line talker

Edited by matthau (13 Jul 2018 1.08am)