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View ex hibitionist's Profile ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 24 Mar 19 12.40pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

He's big, he's fast, his first name should be his last, Stern John, Stern John.

So the song went, but it reminds me of Billy Connolly pointing out the 'my surname is my christian name' clan in Scotland. It seems to be prevalent in Scotland and the Carobbean, so I am asking for the silliest surnmaes as christian names you know, famous or not - Islamic names don't count of course, bowled Imran and all that, so I'll start you off:


Gladstone Small

Wilson Picket

anypne called Madison ...

 

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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Flag 24 Mar 19 1.40pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

There was a letter in When Saturday Comes from a Bristol City fan when Alan Dicks was their manager complaining about having to chant Dicks Out when he wasn’t doing well. Followed by one from a Newcastle fan saying the same about Arthur Cox.

 

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View mr. apollo's Profile mr. apollo Flag Somewhere in Switzerland 25 Mar 19 7.20am Send a Private Message to mr. apollo Add mr. apollo as a friend

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

There was a letter in When Saturday Comes from a Bristol City fan when Alan Dicks was their manager complaining about having to chant Dicks Out when he wasn’t doing well. Followed by one from a Newcastle fan saying the same about Arthur Cox.

Following that logic it would be quite amusing if Brighton hire a manager called Cumming and he wasn't doing well, all their fans could eventually own up!

 


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View cantrbury eagle's Profile cantrbury eagle Flag Canterbury 25 Mar 19 3.54pm Send a Private Message to cantrbury eagle Add cantrbury eagle as a friend

Stern John sounds a bit like a viz character.Didn't do a lot in a Palace shirt apart from hit the post When playing Wednesday in the survival game

 

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View Dan Theolmesdaleroad's Profile Dan Theolmesdaleroad Flag Up north 25 Mar 19 5.58pm Send a Private Message to Dan Theolmesdaleroad Add Dan Theolmesdaleroad as a friend

Liam Gallagher wanted to name his son after John Lennon. So, naturally, he called him Lennon.

I suppose naming him John would've just been ridiculous.

 

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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Flag 25 Mar 19 7.15pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Martin Jol has two brothers. One is called Dick the other is called Cock. Thanks mum and dad.

 

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View syd snot's Profile syd snot Flag munich 25 Mar 19 7.39pm Send a Private Message to syd snot Add syd snot as a friend

Fulham had John Collins and Collins John. Take yer pick of which is the daftest

 

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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Flag 25 Mar 19 8.21pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Palace could have put out Blyth Mel, Young Eric, Craven John and Bright Mark.

 

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View kennybrowns leftfoot's Profile kennybrowns leftfoot Flag Moved Again.. Banstead now Darling... 26 Mar 19 3.37am Send a Private Message to kennybrowns leftfoot Add kennybrowns leftfoot as a friend

Maybe not quite on point with the thread but the Pathologist for years at Croydon mortuary was called Dr 'Carver'... You couldn't make it up!!!

 


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View Flightsequence's Profile Flightsequence Flag 26 Mar 19 7.08am Send a Private Message to Flightsequence Add Flightsequence as a friend

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

Martin Jol has two brothers. One is called Dick the other is called Cock. Thanks mum and dad.

Maybe Martin Jols dad Caj tempted his mum to name them.

 

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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Flag 26 Mar 19 9.10am Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Flightsequence

Maybe Martin Jols dad Caj tempted his mum to name them.

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Yes, maybe their mum Fanny was responsible.

 

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