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View Wisbech Eagle's Profile Wisbech Eagle Flag Truro Cornwall 09 Sep 19 7.03pm Send a Private Message to Wisbech Eagle Add Wisbech Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Eustace H. Plimsoll

I'm going to sing it twice in the hope this might make it long enough to forget.

News/Politics now starts to make a little more sense. I fear you may have too much time on your hands. It's not yet too late to save your Saturday.

Unless of course you're simply already drunk at an early hour. In which case you're just about excused but I should hurry through your next few bottles lest this sort of performance continues.

Please don't discourage him! The more time he spends posting nonsense here the less he will have in News/Politics.

It's great by the way. So good in fact he should work on about 10 for every member of the squad, the coaching staff and when done turn his skills to the academy.

 

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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 09 Sep 19 7.41pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Is there a drought there? Where's Geldoff?

 


Red and Blue Army!

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View cryrst's Profile cryrst Flag Chatham 09 Sep 19 9.22pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by Wisbech Eagle

Please don't discourage him! The more time he spends posting nonsense here the less he will have in News/Politics.

It's great by the way. So good in fact he should work on about 10 for every member of the squad, the coaching staff and when done turn his skills to the academy.

Somebody's tired.
I'm gender neutral by the way.
That's hate speech.
I've got bionic fingers and anyway a big raspberry to you.

 

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View dreamwaverider's Profile dreamwaverider Flag Chelsea 09 Sep 19 10.46pm Send a Private Message to dreamwaverider Add dreamwaverider as a friend

The one the whole ground sung against Villa was good enough for me and now I forgot it.
Went like de de de de Jordan Ayew. Thatís hard enough.

 

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View Alex1991's Profile Alex1991 Flag Ashford 10 Sep 19 12.12am Send a Private Message to Alex1991 Add Alex1991 as a friend

He was playing as a striker for a s*** welsh team,
When he came on loan,
He ran around and got stuck in, he cried when he scored,
Heís found his home

Now a year on youíve got the ball at your feet
Success has come so easy for you
And now your name is sung by everyone in the ground
We love you Jordan Ayew

And now, heís our striker,
The greatest number 9 that we have ever seen,

Top bins when he strikes
Heís our number 9
Get him on the ball and he will not stop scoring

Jorda Jordan Ayew,
Jordan Jordan Ayeeeeeeeew,
Jordan Jordan Ayew,
Jordan Jordan Ayeeeeeeeew.

(To the tune of Don't You Want Me Baby)

Edited by Alex1991 (10 Sep 2019 12.12am)

 


"Brighton are talking about how they're coming for us. And it's like, we've been waiting in the Premier League for you for ages." Wilfried Zaha, 2017.

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View dreamwaverider's Profile dreamwaverider Flag Chelsea 10 Sep 19 4.46am Send a Private Message to dreamwaverider Add dreamwaverider as a friend

Originally posted by Alex1991

He was playing as a striker for a s*** welsh team,
When he came on loan,
He ran around and got stuck in, he cried when he scored,
Heís found his home

Now a year on youíve got the ball at your feet
Success has come so easy for you
And now your name is sung by everyone in the ground
We love you Jordan Ayew

And now, heís our striker,
The greatest number 9 that we have ever seen,

Top bins when he strikes
Heís our number 9
Get him on the ball and he will not stop scoring

Jorda Jordan Ayew,
Jordan Jordan Ayeeeeeeeew,
Jordan Jordan Ayew,
Jordan Jordan Ayeeeeeeeew.

(To the tune of Don't You Want Me Baby)

Edited by Alex1991 (10 Sep 2019 12.12am)

Thank god itís got a chorus even that looks a bit complicated.

 

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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 10 Sep 19 2.53pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Some quite innovative songs here. Perhaps song suggestions should have a video of the person singing though? A kind of Palace's Got Talent.

 


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View Alex1991's Profile Alex1991 Flag Ashford 10 Sep 19 3.14pm Send a Private Message to Alex1991 Add Alex1991 as a friend

Originally posted by dreamwaverider

Thank god itís got a chorus even that looks a bit complicated.

It's just words mate

 


"Brighton are talking about how they're coming for us. And it's like, we've been waiting in the Premier League for you for ages." Wilfried Zaha, 2017.

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View Eustace H. Plimsoll's Profile Eustace H. Plimsoll Flag Aldershot 10 Sep 19 11.54pm Send a Private Message to Eustace H. Plimsoll Add Eustace H. Plimsoll as a friend

Originally posted by Alex1991

It's just words mate

"It's only words /
And words are all we have /
To misspell Jordan Awey /
A-a-a-nd you think that we don't even mean /
The thirteenth word we say."

All together now...

 


As a woman, I can step aside, or step up my game...

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View jhillman's Profile jhillman Flag USA 11 Sep 19 4.25am Send a Private Message to jhillman Add jhillman as a friend

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

no great - yours is based on bobby Vinton's blue on blue acc to the thread afterwards, I meant this awful track

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... which also works if/when he has a dry spell. ;-)

 

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View the.universal's Profile the.universal 11 Sep 19 7.41am Send a Private Message to the.universal Add the.universal as a friend

Originally posted by RyWa

Hes already got one.
Its the old AJ song.

Sung backwards, presumably?

 


Vive le Roy!

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View Charlie Croker's Profile Charlie Croker Flag Hampshire 11 Sep 19 10.43am Send a Private Message to Charlie Croker Add Charlie Croker as a friend

Originally posted by the.universal

Sung backwards, presumably?

 


And me old mucker Colin, with his gelled up flat-top and his GTi, XR3, 4, 5, 6 & 7, GT, iS, Esprit, Cabriolet, Ghia, Turbo 4+4 . . .

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