black or white, preferably the ones with cotton front & the nylon see through arse bit !

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

Pale blue or flush pink

not blue and red? preferably striped with an eagle insignia obscuring the cleft of venus perhaps

obviously, the quality one presumes, but which colour enhances the experience? when you say red do you mean crimson, scarlet or vermillion, and blue, navy, royal or powder, or perhaps turquoise - silk or cotton, or maybe towline, please tell us, we want to know your taste in ladies' underwear, it's perfectly normal

Ok, we've done colours.

Now, what's everyone's favourite aroma in a pair of knickers?

Love Honey lube, or if you mean me in the said knickers the next morning, then the smell of a local boozer with your mates knowing you’re going to be there all day, maybe the smell of an all day breakfast or roast beef.

COYP