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ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 12 Mar 20 10.42pm

Remember the 70s team of the long names? I was wondering, pathetically as always, what sort of names one would conjure up that are typically Palace. Millwall had Harry Cripps (later Charlton), Charlton had Les Brisley, and any stodgy northern outfit makes you think of David Unsworth. Portuguese players often sound like they were ships captained by Christopher Columbus - Jao Pinto etc. It would be nice to make a full first XI - it could happen, I've just got 22 pages of replies from a thread when I only expected one or two and at least one of those to be an insulting command to desist from posting annoying rubbish. So here's my first offering for a stereotypically Palace name:

Alan Hinshlehurst… ... any more?

 
Teddy Eagle Flag 12 Mar 20 10.53pm

Originally posted by ex hibitionist

Remember the 70s team of the long names? I was wondering, pathetically as always, what sort of names one would conjure up that are typically Palace. Millwall had Harry Cripps (later Charlton), Charlton had Les Brisley, and any stodgy northern outfit makes you think of David Unsworth. Portuguese players often sound like they were ships captained by Christopher Columbus - Jao Pinto etc. It would be nice to make a full first XI - it could happen, I've just got 22 pages of replies from a thread when I only expected one or two and at least one of those to be an insulting command to desist from posting annoying rubbish. So here's my first offering for a stereotypically Palace name:

Alan Hinshlehurst… ... any more?

John Chatterlaire.

 
monkey Flag Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 13 Mar 20 6.56am

Clint Swindlekouk

I like this game

 
Teddy Eagle Flag 13 Mar 20 7.33am

Paddy Silkables.

 
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Don Pardalako.

 
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Roger Rodger

 
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Jose Paxton, baby

 

Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford
Pete53 Flag Hassocks 13 Mar 20 12.32pm

With no more football to talk about for at least a month I am sure this frivolity will become increasingly popular.

We don't have to go back very far on this one ...I give you the newly christened Alex James Patrick McArthury.

Edited by Pete53 (13 Mar 2020 12.41pm)

Edited by Pete53 (13 Mar 2020 10.53pm)

 
Teddy Eagle Flag 13 Mar 20 12.37pm

Dean Martyndah.

 
monkey Flag Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 13 Mar 20 1.46pm

Dwight Bright-Wright

 
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Yogi Kemberton.

 
monkey Flag Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 13 Mar 20 2.28pm

Andy Graythorn

 
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Aki Kabba-Grabban.

 
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Ivan Harkoukabayor

 

Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham
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Mile Possee-Hunt

 
monkey Flag Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 13 Mar 20 4.54pm

Jonny Zaha-Parr

 
monkey Flag Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 13 Mar 20 4.57pm

Claude Ward

 
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Wilfried Brede.

 
monkey Flag Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 13 Mar 20 5.46pm

Simon Jordan-Ayew

 
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Yohan Mandandann.

 
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