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View Pompyeagle's Profile Pompyeagle Flag Gosport Hants 18 Jun 20 10.07am Send a Private Message to Pompyeagle Add Pompyeagle as a friend

"Don't come running to me if you break your leg"

 

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View martin2412's Profile martin2412 Flag The Big Wide World 18 Jun 20 10.14am Send a Private Message to martin2412 Add martin2412 as a friend

Originally posted by Paaalaaace

....you will go blind!

Or at least have one arm bigger than the other !

 

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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Flag 18 Jun 20 10.19am Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend


If you eat your carrots you’ll be able to see in the dark.
The wartime pilot “Cats Eyes” Cunningham was always given as evidence. It turned out that this was a cover story invented to hide the fact he was using radar as well as to encourage people to eat more carrots.
And apparently eating the crusts on bread makes your hair curly.
Why this was desirable was never explained.

 

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View Slimey Toad's Profile Slimey Toad Flag Karsiyaka, North Cyprus 18 Jun 20 10.29am Send a Private Message to Slimey Toad Add Slimey Toad as a friend

Attitudes to healthy eating has obviously changed. Forced to eat the fat off the bacon because it kept you warm in winter.

 

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View cryrst's Profile cryrst Flag Chatham 18 Jun 20 1.58pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by Slimey Toad

If you stare into the mirror too long you will see the devil.

It's kind of true. If you look at yourself long enough without blinking your face distorts into a hideous mess.

There is a mirror now that gives a true reflection.
Not the reverse one we always see but inverted to how others see you. Its pretty weird apparently seeing yourself as others do in real life not videos and pics.

 

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View orpingtoneagle's Profile orpingtoneagle Flag Orpington 18 Jun 20 2.06pm Send a Private Message to orpingtoneagle Add orpingtoneagle as a friend

If you sit on a rafiator you will get piles...

 

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 18 Jun 20 7.19pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

If you don't stop crying, ..I'll give you something to really cry about.

Don't pull that face. You will enjoy this trip out until the bitter end.

 


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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 18 Jun 20 7.21pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

If you pl55 in the swimming pool it turns the water pink and stains your skin.

 


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View cryrst's Profile cryrst Flag Chatham 18 Jun 20 8.17pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

If you don't stop crying, ..I'll give you something to really cry about.

Don't pull that face. You will enjoy this trip out until the bitter end.

Like a good hiding, whats good about that then

 

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