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I have no idea what I am talking about thread.


mr. apollo Flag Somewhere in Switzerland 24 Jul 20 7.34am

After ploughing through some of the opinionated and insider knowledge posts on the Palace and Transfer Boards, I thought it might be fun to fess up and admit you don't have a clue about.

1. Football
2. The transfer market
3. Tactics
4. The clubs finances.
5, What Wilf Zaha thinks.

etc.

You get the idea.

Be as outrageous in your claims as you like, the one that makes me laugh the most wins access to the whole of staffies mp3 collection (if they wish).

Roy Hodgson is going to replace the Crystals with Morris Dancers as it is not doing his ticker any good and it takes him a while to calm down after half time, and is incapable of making rational decisions.

enjoy..

 


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All

Over
Apollofuzz Flag On the edge of reason 24 Jul 20 9.47am

Replacing the Crystals hmm Another attempt by Roy to raise the average age of the Palace staff.

I heard we have been offered Jack Charlton on a free, he is not really dead and is being kept in the chiller section of Sainsburys until he is old enough to have a medical with us

Originally posted by mr. apollo

After ploughing through some of the opinionated and insider knowledge posts on the Palace and Transfer Boards, I thought it might be fun to fess up and admit you don't have a clue about.

1. Football
2. The transfer market
3. Tactics
4. The clubs finances.
5, What Wilf Zaha thinks.

etc.

You get the idea.

Be as outrageous in your claims as you like, the one that makes me laugh the most wins access to the whole of staffies mp3 collection (if they wish).

Roy Hodgson is going to replace the Crystals with Morris Dancers as it is not doing his ticker any good and it takes him a while to calm down after half time, and is incapable of making rational decisions.

enjoy..

Edited by Apollofuzz (24 Jul 2020 9.48am)

 

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ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 24 Jul 20 11.13am

Are the Crystals any good as holding midfielders is a question I, and Roy, may have been pondering?

 

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Teddy Eagle Flag 24 Jul 20 1.35pm


No player shall be deemed offside as long as he identifies as onside. Any linesman awarding an offside against such a player will undergo counselling for unconscious goalphobia.
In the case of Big clubs offside will only apply when it occurs in the direction opposite to that which they are playing. In such cases the law will be applied with furious vengeance.

 
PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 24 Jul 20 4.29pm

I have no idea how to pull a fit bird in Croydon.

I have had a modicum of success in other places , but Croydon is like Fort Knox.

The goodies are all beyond reach.

 

Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford
cryrst Flag The garden of England 24 Jul 20 7.09pm

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

I have no idea how to pull a fit bird in Croydon.

I have had a modicum of success in other places , but Croydon is like Fort Knox.

The goodies are all beyond reach.

Something fits them but yours isnt green and marrow shaped I guess

 
Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 24 Jul 20 7.22pm

I'm expecting steeleye's contribution to this thread imminently.

 

Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham
Teddy Eagle Flag 24 Jul 20 7.31pm

Originally posted by cryrst

Something fits them but yours isnt green and marrow shaped I guess

Not any more. God bless antibiotics.

 
Deleagle Flag "Bubba's bar 'n' grill" 25 Jul 20 1.52pm

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

I have no idea how to pull a fit bird in Croydon. Never seen a fit bird in Croydon

I have had a modicum of success in other places , but Croydon is like Fort Knox.
You've spelt Knox wrong, it's KRonx

The goodies are all beyond reach.

There are only 2 left and I wouldn't touch Bill or Graham with yours

Dougie's dog walkers daughters husbands brother in law has told me that Roy is taking over as technical director and Dougie is signing as a replacement for Benteke.


Edited by Deleagle (25 Jul 2020 1.53pm)

 

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becky Flag over the moon 25 Jul 20 9.40pm

Wilf's mum is convinced his loss of form is caused by his Mrs buying him the wrong sort of underpants.

 

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PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 26 Jul 20 7.17pm

Originally posted by becky

Wilf's mum is convinced his loss of form is caused by his Mrs buying him the wrong sort of underpants.

i heard it was the transfer market going from paper to digital. Accounted for his loss of Form

 

Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford
BlueJay Flag UK 26 Jul 20 7.20pm

This should be the default title for threads in News & Politics

 
taylors lovechild Flag 29 Jul 20 1.43pm

Wilf is desperate to leave the club as McArthur & McCarthy keep stealing his lunch money and calling him Princess Zaha.

 
richard shaw (og)65 Flag my minds eye 31 Jul 20 7.19pm

Originally posted by BlueJay

This should be the default title for threads in News & Politics

Seconded

 

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rednblueblood 02 Aug 20 8.35am

I have no idea where a woman’s:
Sense of humour are
G spot
Bra buckle
or where her farts go.

 

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ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 02 Aug 20 12.03pm

Originally posted by rednblueblood

I have no idea where a woman’s:
Sense of humour are
G spot
Bra buckle
or where her farts go.

Women don't fart.

 

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