Yea cos Hastings is soooo nice

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

The football ground is very good. An unofficial "smoking area" just outside the ground for half time. drinking beer on the terraces. As a school kid I went there with my mates, and were regularly put into police vans for "pitch invasions" at half time.

Then there was the graffiti in the train toilets. "Do not pull the chain whilst train is stationary. Except in Aldershot"

Aldershot is frugal.

"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak