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View Casual's Profile Casual Flag Orpington 14 Oct 20 5.44am Send a Private Message to Casual Add Casual as a friend

Iíve got a family of them living in the garden next door. The old girl 2 doors down is feeding them, I think thereís 4/5 of them.
Iíve always put up with the fox sh*t etc but they have started chewing through wires in my garden.
Ive tried the various things deterrents online and we have a dog none of them have worked. Blocking off access to my garden isnít possible.
Weíve got a swimming pool, so theyíve got unlimited access to water.
Getting the right pox with the ginger c*nts, donít really want to chuck some meat soaked in antifreeze over the fence , Im not bothered if itís illegal, but donít like the idea of a slow painful death. ,
It maybe easier to bump off the old girl thatís feeding them, I am, of course joking.
Anyone got any ideas?

 

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View lush1076's Profile lush1076 Flag leatherhead 14 Oct 20 6.49am Send a Private Message to lush1076 Add lush1076 as a friend

I had that problem. I was told that they dont like the smell of Male wee. I started peeing everywhere in the garden (sounds like the behaviour of a nutter). But it seemed to work, I haven't seen them for months. Pee in the areas they most frequent.

 

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag glorious Goring by sea 14 Oct 20 6.51am Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

piss in a plastic bottle
let it ferment a few days then wait.
when the vermin are howling it up in your garden, loosen the bottle top & bomb em with the monkey piss.
theyll not be back....

(works for me )
and very eco friendly, casual.
no animals were harmed.

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View Spiderman's Profile Spiderman Flag Horsham 14 Oct 20 7.09am Send a Private Message to Spiderman Add Spiderman as a friend

Originally posted by lush1076

I had that problem. I was told that they dont like the smell of Male wee. I started peeing everywhere in the garden (sounds like the behaviour of a nutter). But it seemed to work, I haven't seen them for months. Pee in the areas they most frequent.

Perhaps HOL should arrange a meet and all pee in Orpingtonís swimming pool

 

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Yellow Card - User has been warned of conduct on the messageboards View Tom-the-eagle's Profile Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 14 Oct 20 7.35am Send a Private Message to Tom-the-eagle Add Tom-the-eagle as a friend

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

piss in a plastic bottle
let it ferment a few days then wait.
when the vermin are howling it up in your garden, loosen the bottle top & bomb em with the monkey piss.
theyll not be back....

(works for me )
and very eco friendly, casual.
no animals were harmed.

Thatís just a normal Saturday night for you

 


"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

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View stuckinbristol's Profile stuckinbristol Flag In the woodwork. 14 Oct 20 8.31am Send a Private Message to stuckinbristol Add stuckinbristol as a friend

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

piss in a plastic bottle
let it ferment a few days then wait.

when the vermin are howling it up in your garden, loosen the bottle top & bomb em with the monkey piss.
theyll not be back....

(works for me )
and very eco friendly, casual.
no animals were harmed.


Neighbours cat constantly sh*tting in our front garden.

I did this, and the sh*tting stopped.
Problem was my front garden smelt like a public urinal on a Sunday morning. Just finished spreading my golden magic over the lawn one day when the posty walked up the drive, the look on his face was priceless. Confined myself to late night sprinkling after that.

 


Hey, where did we go days when the rain came?

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View beak's Profile beak Flag croydon 14 Oct 20 8.41am Send a Private Message to beak Add beak as a friend

Originally posted by stuckinbristol


Neighbours cat constantly sh*tting in our front garden.

I did this, and the sh*tting stopped.
Problem was my front garden smelt like a public urinal on a Sunday morning. Just finished spreading my golden magic over the lawn one day when the posty walked up the drive, the look on his face was priceless. Confined myself to late night sprinkling after that.


Get a fox it acts as a deterrent to the cat.

 

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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Online Flag 14 Oct 20 8.42am Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by stuckinbristol


Neighbours cat constantly sh*tting in our front garden.

I did this, and the sh*tting stopped.
Problem was my front garden smelt like a public urinal on a Sunday morning. Just finished spreading my golden magic over the lawn one day when the posty walked up the drive, the look on his face was priceless. Confined myself to late night sprinkling after that.

Would have been worse if heíd whipped his little postman out and joined in.

 

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Yellow Card - User has been warned of conduct on the messageboards View Tom-the-eagle's Profile Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 14 Oct 20 9.33am Send a Private Message to Tom-the-eagle Add Tom-the-eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

Would have been worse if heíd whipped his little postman out and joined in.

Had to read that twice Teddy

 


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View BlueJay's Profile BlueJay Flag UK 14 Oct 20 1.20pm Send a Private Message to BlueJay Add BlueJay as a friend

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

piss in a plastic bottle
let it ferment a few days then wait.
when the vermin are howling it up in your garden, loosen the bottle top & bomb em with the monkey piss.

I heard Nigella Lawson does this very same recipe.

 

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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 14 Oct 20 1.21pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

the foxes are chewing your wires.

any solutions ?


switch to wireless internet. Problem solved.

 


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View Jimenez's Profile Jimenez Flag SELHURSTPARKCHESTER,DA BRONX 14 Oct 20 1.27pm Send a Private Message to Jimenez Add Jimenez as a friend

Garlic. Buy a big jar of ready chopped garlic from the supermarket & put a few dollops of that around where they are getting into your garden.

 


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