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View Palace Old Geezer's Profile Palace Old Geezer Flag Midhurst 15 Apr 21 11.55am Send a Private Message to Palace Old Geezer Add Palace Old Geezer as a friend

Man U are changing the seat covers at Old Trafford because their players complained they couldn't see each other during games.

Players have asked to change them from red to black. On thin ice there as well possibly!

The best excuse for poor performances ever. No mention of VAR or how they played or bad back passes or anything else to do with the game.

Impressive eh? Come on now you naughty boys, what's our excuse? And you can't blame the red and blue seat covers.

 


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View ambrose7's Profile ambrose7 Flag Croydon 15 Apr 21 12.52pm Send a Private Message to ambrose7 Add ambrose7 as a friend

We did actually blame our lack of goals on the net being red & blue for a few weeks and therefore harder to see a couple of years ago didn't we?

 


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View Palace Old Geezer's Profile Palace Old Geezer Flag Midhurst 15 Apr 21 12.58pm Send a Private Message to Palace Old Geezer Add Palace Old Geezer as a friend

Originally posted by ambrose7

We did actually blame our lack of goals on the net being red & blue for a few weeks and therefore harder to see a couple of years ago didn't we?

Don't recall, but then I don't recall lots of things these days.

 

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View Badger11's Profile Badger11 Flag Beckenham 15 Apr 21 1.18pm Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

Man United have form they were being stuffed by Southampton? and Fergie changed the grey strip at half time. How'd he get away with that.

 


One more point

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David James once explained a bad display by saying he hadn’t slept because he was up all night on his PlayStation.
Unless it was a euphemism.

 

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View mezzer's Profile mezzer Flag Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 16 Apr 21 10.55am Send a Private Message to mezzer Add mezzer as a friend

I knew the Hastings United goalkeeper many years back when they drew Fulham away in the FA Cup. Probably the biggest game in their history and much anticipation.

They were holding their own when a long through ball came his way. He came out of his box to clear it, but inexplicably did an air shot, allowing the Fulham striker to walk it into an empty net.

Afterwards he explained that as he was rushing out of his goal he had a sudden flashback to the night before when he had gone to watch Hot Gossip performing live. It was a costly distraction.

 


Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

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