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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 14 Jun 21 7.55am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Beetroot.

Lovely vegetable. When you boil it from raw to get it edible, the pink water/juices stain everything. Even after cooking your fingers and tongue turn bright red.

I was eating loads of it the other day and it actually turns your wee pink. For a moment I wondered if I was menstruating, then I realised it was due to excessive beetroot consumption.

 


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Asparagus makes your wee smell of, well, asparagus actually.

 


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Tom-the-eagle Flag Croydon 14 Jun 21 9.03am

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

Beetroot.

Lovely vegetable. When you boil it from raw to get it edible, the pink water/juices stain everything. Even after cooking your fingers and tongue turn bright red.

I was eating loads of it the other day and it actually turns your wee pink. For a moment I wondered if I was menstruating, then I realised it was due to excessive beetroot consumption.

Once did same thing. Had loads of the stuff, following morning I took a p!ss and thought I was dying.

 


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Over fried onions make me fart like a trooper, and the smell!

 


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Fatness is a terrible side effect, which gets harder to control each year.

 


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