Beetroot.

Lovely vegetable. When you boil it from raw to get it edible, the pink water/juices stain everything. Even after cooking your fingers and tongue turn bright red.

I was eating loads of it the other day and it actually turns your wee pink. For a moment I wondered if I was menstruating, then I realised it was due to excessive beetroot consumption.

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Once did same thing. Had loads of the stuff, following morning I took a p!ss and thought I was dying.

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

Fatness is a terrible side effect, which gets harder to control each year.

I used to put the manager's name in front of Red and Blue but got fed up with changing it. If someone cool becomes our manager then maybe..

Red and Blue Army!