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Beetroot. Lovely vegetable. When you boil it from raw to get it edible, the pink water/juices stain everything. Even after cooking your fingers and tongue turn bright red. I was eating loads of it the other day and it actually turns your wee pink. For a moment I wondered if I was menstruating, then I realised it was due to excessive beetroot consumption.
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
Beetroot. Lovely vegetable. When you boil it from raw to get it edible, the pink water/juices stain everything. Even after cooking your fingers and tongue turn bright red. I was eating loads of it the other day and it actually turns your wee pink. For a moment I wondered if I was menstruating, then I realised it was due to excessive beetroot consumption. Once did same thing. Had loads of the stuff, following morning I took a p!ss and thought I was dying.
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