Beetroot.

Lovely vegetable. When you boil it from raw to get it edible, the pink water/juices stain everything. Even after cooking your fingers and tongue turn bright red.

I was eating loads of it the other day and it actually turns your wee pink. For a moment I wondered if I was menstruating, then I realised it was due to excessive beetroot consumption.

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Once did same thing. Had loads of the stuff, following morning I took a p!ss and thought I was dying.

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

Fatness is a terrible side effect, which gets harder to control each year.

Patrick Viera's
Red and Blue Army!

He decked a bin dipper - respect.