According to Dom Fifield we has Prized Scout Chris Jones from Norwich, apparently an expert at finding young players from abroad, think he will have a busy summer

“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

This corresponds to the other news about us joining the Global Football Alliance.

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I think you might be on to something there, let’s get Mullery in too. He knows these players and they are roughly the same age as our squad. Mr Parish, you taking notes?

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Steves Galliers and Ketteridge too, and don't forget Andy McCulloch and John Lacy, those weren't the days!

Already tried but apparently he's gone to Roma (in an effort to see the Pope).

Sydenham by birth. Selhurst by the Grace of God.

The question is, what did he say once he had seen the Pope?