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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 25 Sep 21 1.38pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by eagleman13

Ooo i dunno, he wasn't a bad singer

i'll get me coat

so bad it's good.

 


I used to put the manager's name in front of Red and Blue but got fed up with changing it. If someone cool becomes our manager then maybe..

Red and Blue Army!

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View Badger11's Profile Badger11 Flag Beckenham 25 Sep 21 1.50pm Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

Originally posted by Wisbech Eagle

Who needs loo rolls these days?

Invest in a "bum gun". Cheap to buy, easy to fit, and produces a much more comfortable cleansing. Like a bidet, but with power.

Learned the benefits when I lived in Asia and would never go back to using a dirty, ineffective loo roll which breaks into pieces and makes you sore, again.

Best investment I ever made.

I had to look this up never having heard of it. On the Screwfix website plumbers were saying this is quite popular now but illegal if you are using mains water as the feedback will contaminate it.

I believe it is a power jet so does it not create microscopic bits of poo,aerosolize?

I get that in hot Asia it must be quite pleasant but in winter over hear a cold water jet?

Edited by Badger11 (25 Sep 2021 1.51pm)

 


One more point

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 25 Sep 21 2.28pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

I find it difficult not to be amused by the photos in the press about petrol stations having queues of traffic. This again fuels more panic buying.

You have to applaud the comedy genius that orchestrated scenes like these.
Gotta get petrol, then bog paper, then stock up with beer and food.

Perhaps it's just my mentality that doesn't really rise to the panic agenda. I was more concerned that there is a national shortage of terracotta plant pots in UK garden centres. When will this madness end ?

Meanwhile I'm still intrigued by Mr Funt's offer of methane. When he says "Buyer collects", is he talking about a national location, or a bodily one ?

 


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View croydon proud's Profile croydon proud Flag Any european country i fancy! 25 Sep 21 4.08pm Send a Private Message to croydon proud Add croydon proud as a friend

Originally posted by Henry of Peckham

Prices going up everywhere, no waste bins emptied, queues for petrol, frozen veg freezers empty and no milk in my local supermarket, energy costs rising, a health tax and interest rate rise on the horizon but no need to panic ... yet!

Boris and Jacob will sort it out Henry, with the help of nanny!

 

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View Rudi Hedman's Profile Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 25 Sep 21 7.32pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Originally posted by croydon proud

Boris and Jacob will sort it out Henry, with the help of nanny!

How’s a s*** version of Ronaldo going to help?

 


COYP

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View croydon proud's Profile croydon proud Flag Any european country i fancy! 25 Sep 21 9.02pm Send a Private Message to croydon proud Add croydon proud as a friend

Originally posted by Rudi Hedman

How’s a s*** version of Ronaldo going to help?

He might not have any petrol but can keep the long queues occupied with keep it uppie!

 

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View braunstoneagle's Profile braunstoneagle Flag the middle of bumf*** nowhere... 25 Sep 21 9.38pm Send a Private Message to braunstoneagle Add braunstoneagle as a friend

Originally posted by beak

Iceland have cheaper stronger loo rolls.

yeah, granted…but they will be frozen & hurt your arsehole.

not for me…clive.

 


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View Wisbech Eagle's Profile Wisbech Eagle Flag Truro Cornwall 25 Sep 21 10.37pm Send a Private Message to Wisbech Eagle Add Wisbech Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Badger11

I had to look this up never having heard of it. On the Screwfix website plumbers were saying this is quite popular now but illegal if you are using mains water as the feedback will contaminate it.

I believe it is a power jet so does it not create microscopic bits of poo,aerosolize?

I get that in hot Asia it must be quite pleasant but in winter over hear a cold water jet?

Edited by Badger11 (25 Sep 2021 1.51pm)

I have had both plumbers fit them and done it myself. Never heard anyone suggest it's illegal to fit one using mains water, and I cannot see how any contamination could result. It's a spray which carries anything away and not back inside, so that's an illogical idea. We don't worry about washing our hands or scrubbing the spuds, do we, and both are contaminated.

I think you can get a power version (and heated loo seats with a built-in dryer if you are loaded) but most are at standard pressure. I have had them fitted with a mixer valve, so with warm water, but mostly with just cold, which is perfectly OK, refreshing and quite soothing at times. You can regulate the flow to suit your personal preference.

 

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