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In the Queens speech on Christmas day, she said, "me and my Family".

Are the scriptwriters dumbing her down?

She should or could have said ..

one's Family and one
or a least my family and I

Next years speech I have it on good authority will be as follows...

There's this bird called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (wossat then?)She's not married or nuffink, but she's got this boyfriend, Joe, innit?
He does joinery an' that. Mary lives with him in a crib dahn Nazaref.

One day Mary meets this bloke Gabriel. She's like `Oo ya lookin at?' Gabriel just goes 'You got one up the duff, you have.' Mary's totally
gobsmacked. She gives it to him large 'Stop dissin' me yeah? I ain't no Kappa-slapper. I never bin wiv no one!'

So Mary goes and sees her cousin Liz, who's six months gone herself. Liz is largin' it. She's filled with spirits, Barcardi Breezers an' that.
She's like 'Orright, Mary, I can feel me bay-bee in me tummy and I reckon I'm well blessed. Think of all the extra benefits an' that we are gonna get.' Mary goes 'Yeah, s'pose you're right'

Mary an' Joe ain't got no money so they have to ponse a donkey, an' go dahn Bethlehemon that. They get to this pub an' Mary wants to stop,
yeah? To have her bay-bee an' that.

But there ain't no room at the inn, innit? So Mary an' Joe break an' enter into this garridge, only it's filled wiv animals. Cahs an' sheep
an' that. Then these three geezers turn up, looking proper bling, wiv crowns on their heads. They're like `Respect, bay-bee Jesus', an' say they're wise men from the East End.

Joe goes: 'If you're so wise, wotchoo doin' wiv this Frankenstein an' myrrh? Why dincha just bring gold, Adidas and Burberry?' It's all about
to kick off when Gabriel turns up again an' sez he's got another message from this Lord geezer.
He's like 'The police is comin an' they're killin all the bay-bees. You better nash off to Egypt.' Joe goes 'You must be monged if you think I'm goin' dahn Egypt on a minging donkey'

Gabriel sez 'Suit yerself, pal. But it's your look out if you stay.' So they go dahn Egypt till they've stopped killin the first-born an' it's
safe an' that. Then Joe and Mary and Jesus go back to Nazaref, an' Jesus turns water into Stella.

 



Glad

All

Over

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View Badger11's Profile Badger11 Flag Beckenham 26 Dec 21 10.53am Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

Al Pacino, Robert De Niro and Joe Pesco turn up at the inn.

Landlord "Hmm wise guys eh"

 


One more point

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View palace_in_frogland's Profile palace_in_frogland Flag In a broken dream 26 Dec 21 11.07am Send a Private Message to palace_in_frogland Add palace_in_frogland as a friend

Colin Firth was good.

 

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