For a bit of fun

I’ll start:

# Is that all you take away?
# You’re not singing anymore.
# You don’t even sing when you’re winning

# Who ate not one pie?

Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

Only The Lonely

Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled.

Not “who are ya?” but “Where are ya?”

Made in Bromley

You're not winning in Ukraine, to the tune of your're not singing anymore.
Where's your money gone?, to the tune of Where's your mama gone?

Obviously, Chelsea, Chelsea give us a song, then wait etc.

Red and Blue Army!

Everybody was kung fu fighting

Can we sing a song for you

and

We ate all the pies

And we still need a striker