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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 14 Apr 22 8.46pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

I also heard that he said to her:

"Hey, hey baby (Ooh aah), I wanna know (oh ooh)
If you'll be my girl"

But he misunderstood her reply

 


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Originally posted by georgenorman

The former world darts champion Ted Hankey has pleaded guilty to a charge of sexual assault. The 54-year-old, from Berry Hill in Stoke-on-Trent, appeared at Warrington Magistrates' Court, accused of intentionally touching a woman over 16 on 10 September.
The darts player, whose nickname is The Count (or something like that) won the BDO World Championship in 2000 and 2009.

1 butty butt..aa.haaa !!
he'll be hearing that a few times.
( sesame st for those too young on HOL)

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View robdave2k's Profile robdave2k Flag 14 Apr 22 9.52pm Send a Private Message to robdave2k Add robdave2k as a friend

Used to play to a decent level and the British Classic was on 5 miles from me in 2000

He was world champ at the time, right surly b******. Kid asked him for an autograph and be told them to f*** off

As he walked away - his shirt with “The Count” on it had got creased.
No prizes for guessing which letter was hidden!!

 

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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Online Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 15 Apr 22 2.14pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

"Look at what you could have won" - he was reported as saying.

 


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View Slimey Toad's Profile Slimey Toad Flag Karsiyaka, North Cyprus 15 Apr 22 3.28pm Send a Private Message to Slimey Toad Add Slimey Toad as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

"Look at what you could have won" - he was reported as saying.

Did he give her the BFH?

 

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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Online Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 15 Apr 22 5.19pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by Slimey Toad

Did he give her the BFH?

It was a dart's sharpener in his pocket.

 


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BlueJay Flag UK 16 Apr 22 11.00am

Originally posted by Slimey Toad

Did he give her the BFH?

Hankey decided that speedboats are out, and motorboating is in.

 

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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Online Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 16 Apr 22 11.26am Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

He probably got a little over excited by this:
[Link]

 


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BlueJay Flag UK 16 Apr 22 11.43am

Originally posted by ASCPFC

He probably got a little over excited by this:
[Link]

What a wonderful prize. Those two blokes will look every bit the dapper men about town the next day down the coal mine..

 

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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 19 Apr 22 6.59am Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

He probably got a little over excited by this:
[Link]

At first glance, I thought the one on the right was going to be throwing the one on the left.

Incidentally, the 'fashion family' daughter showed promise

 


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View waddy's Profile waddy Flag Highton,Melbourne 19 Apr 22 7.03am Send a Private Message to waddy Add waddy as a friend

Which Proson will want him for their Darts team ?

 


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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Online Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 19 Apr 22 12.08pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by waddy

Which Proson will want him for their Darts team ?

They don't have dart's. Too sharp.

 


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