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 Nicholas91  The Democratic Republic of Kent 16 Jun 22 7.56am |
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I decided to go into making clown shoes for a while and let me tell you that was no small feet. I then supplied filofax's to mafia bosses, I was involved in very organised crime. I applied for a role at Microsoft but they never responded to my telegram. In my time as a professional scarecrow I once won an award for being out standing in my field. I'll stop there.
Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!! |
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NEILLO  Shoreham-by-Sea 16 Jun 22 10.07am |
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Head of Recruitment, Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders. I think I'd be lucky to make it through one day.
Old, Ungifted and White |
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Forest Hillbilly  in a hidey-hole 16 Jun 22 11.28am |
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Got my Doctorate of Philosophy for £25 from a Nigerian working from a flat in Walthamstow. That should open a few doors for me.
I disengage, I turn the page. |
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| Palace Old Geezer Midhurst 16 Jun 22 12.32pm |
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Originally posted by ASCPFC
But, but, but Lewis Hamilton but. Yes, yes, but still needed his dad to hold down 3 jobs to pay for it. Lewis's background wasn't as bleak as he likes to make out. Many drivers with very limited talent, then and now, have bought their way in.
Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled. |
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BlueJay  UK 16 Jun 22 11.11pm |
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Originally posted by Nicholas91
I decided to go into making clown shoes for a while and let me tell you that was no small feet. I then supplied filofax's to mafia bosses, I was involved in very organised crime. I applied for a role at Microsoft but they never responded to my telegram. In my time as a professional scarecrow I once won an award for being out standing in my field. I'll stop there. That reminds me, I must return to that old Tim Vine DVD
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| YT Oxford 17 Jun 22 7.15am |
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Originally posted by BlueJay
That reminds me, I must return to that old Tim Vine DVD I quit my job in a helium balloon factory. I told the boss: "I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice".
Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes) |
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ASCPFC  Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 17 Jun 22 9.27pm |
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Originally posted by Palace Old Geezer
Yes, yes, but still needed his dad to hold down 3 jobs to pay for it. Lewis's background wasn't as bleak as he likes to make out. Many drivers with very limited talent, then and now, have bought their way in. I know mate. It was more his narrative I was talking about.
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