Our first friendly is today (Accrington Stanley) and we still haven’t released home kit … very strange

They say hard work never hurt anyone ... but why take a chance?

Come on Baggypants

“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

half time 1-0 up Mateta

1-1 as it stands . . .

Now here's a radical thought, why not turn Benteke into a CB? Over the last 3-4 seasons he has been more effective in our box than the oppo's. He CAN head a ball, just not towards goal. Just a thought.

sorry Sprites, Lanzo, behave . . .

This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

He would be a replacement for Kouyate, can't see it but he has often been used to defend late on.

Obviously we need an imposing tall figure in defence, todays lot will get steam-rollered.

Jairo the pick imho.

Mmmm can he pass? Can he tackle? Yes he can defend with his head, which I believe will be our Achilles heel this year. But overall it’s a no from me