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YT Flag Oxford 07 Sep 22 7.50am

Made his debut for DC United in a 0-0 draw v Colorado.

He missed a penalty on 66 minutes.

 


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ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 07 Sep 22 11.48am

He'll start banging them in on a regular basis, just like he always did for us. Mr Reliable.

 


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Pete53 Flag Hassocks 07 Sep 22 1.10pm

I hope he didn't try this technique again

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lagoseagle Flag Rotterdam 07 Sep 22 1.51pm

He's found his level then

 

Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 07 Sep 22 2.04pm

Originally posted by lagoseagle

He's found his level then

Benteke is 32 later this year and of course is in the twilight of his career.

He had a good scoring record at A.Villa with a ratio of approx 1 goal every 2 games.When he was at our club, I was in conversation with A.Villa supporters who wanted him back.
He was bought by a top club in Liverpool.
He scored 15 PL goals in his first season at our club, which were pivotal to our survival and he was top scorer that season.
He has a decent scoring record for Belgium.

Edited by Willo (07 Sep 2022 2.05pm)

 

Lanzo-Ad Flag Lanzarote 07 Sep 22 2.23pm

Originally posted by Willo

Benteke is 32 later this year and of course is in the twilight of his career.

He had a good scoring record at A.Villa with a ratio of approx 1 goal every 2 games.When he was at our club, I was in conversation with A.Villa supporters who wanted him back.
He was bought by a top club in Liverpool.
He scored 15 PL goals in his first season at our club, which were pivotal to our survival and he was top scorer that season.
He has a decent scoring record for Belgium.

Edited by Willo (07 Sep 2022 2.05pm)

Willo, come on, he is absolutely rubbish, and anything else you is Hogwash, whoops, sorry i mean Poppycock

 


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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 07 Sep 22 4.53pm

Originally posted by Lanzo-Ad

Willo, come on, he is absolutely rubbish, and anything else you is Hogwash, whoops, sorry i mean Poppycock

You may use "Rubbish" but I have patented "Hogwash" and "Poppycock".

 

palace99 Flag New Mills 07 Sep 22 5.25pm

can't believe he took it after the numerous misses over the years from the spot for us

 

Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 07 Sep 22 5.35pm

Originally posted by palace99

can't believe he took it after the numerous misses over the years from the spot for us

When he took that penalty he hadn't scored in that game nor in the previous 11 games.I suspect he was desperate to score and thought that a penalty would provide him with a good opportunity to do so.

 

ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 07 Sep 22 6.02pm

I think we're all in shock that he didn't score. Prolific.

 


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PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 08 Sep 22 1.28pm

Originally posted by Willo


He has a decent scoring record for Belgium.


oh , did Belgium recently play San Marino and the Faroe Islands ?

 


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Nicholas91 Flag The Democratic Republic of Kent 08 Sep 22 1.35pm

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

oh , did Belgium recently play San Marino and the Faroe Islands ?

...C teams

 


Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 08 Sep 22 2.02pm

Originally posted by Nicholas91

...C teams

Benteke has played in 45 games for Belgium and has scored against nations far higher ranked than San Marino and the Faeroe Islands.

When he hangs up his boots he can be proud of his achievements when he reflects on his career.

 

palace99 Flag New Mills 08 Sep 22 2.07pm

Originally posted by Willo

When he took that penalty he hadn't scored in that game nor in the previous 11 games.I suspect he was desperate to score and thought that a penalty would provide him with a good opportunity to do so.

He clearly hasn't learnt from previous experience then. He is simply not very good at penalties - and that's a fact

 

Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 08 Sep 22 2.54pm

Originally posted by palace99

He clearly hasn't learnt from previous experience then. He is simply not very good at penalties - and that's a fact

Certainly not a good record, only scoring 12 out of 20 penalties he has taken in his entire career.

 

Nicholas91 Flag The Democratic Republic of Kent 08 Sep 22 5.35pm

Originally posted by Willo

Benteke has played in 45 games for Belgium and has scored against nations far higher ranked than San Marino and the Faeroe Islands.

When he hangs up his boots he can be proud of his achievements when he reflects on his career.

I take it that will all be before the start of his second season at Palace?

I'm surprised DC United allowed him to take a penalty. I was led to believe they signed him primarily to hold the umbrella for the manager in the winter.

 


Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

thegreatlardino Flag crawley/selsey 08 Sep 22 5.47pm

Originally posted by Willo

Certainly not a good record, only scoring 12 out of 20 penalties he has taken in his entire career.

seem to recall he did score a pen against us for liverpool, late on in the game

Edited by thegreatlardino (08 Sep 2022 5.47pm)

 


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Eaglehamster Flag Storrington 09 Sep 22 4.14pm

When he hangs up his boots he can be proud of his achievements when he reflects on his career.

He can be happy with the fortune he has amassed.

 


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PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 10 Sep 22 12.24pm

if it wasnt for that winning goal against the Seaweed, i would have put his picture amongst the Rogues Gallery of people who hurt our club.

 


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kennybrowns leftfoot Flag Reigate 12 Sep 22 3.58am

Originally posted by Willo

Benteke has played in 45 games for Belgium and has scored against nations far higher ranked than San Marino and the Faeroe Islands.

When he hangs up his boots he can be proud of his achievements when he reflects on his career.

On a serious note though can he really?? He was prolific for about 3 seasons which over the course of a professional footballers career isn't that long... Personally I think he's been very lucky to of earned so much money for being, over the course of his career pretty average. And it pains me to say our club has contributed largely to his fortune.

 


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