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Erling Haaland - Man or Machine?

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View Palace Old Geezer's Profile Palace Old Geezer Flag Midhurst 08 Oct 22 7.00pm Send a Private Message to Palace Old Geezer Add Palace Old Geezer as a friend

He's ugly, but blimey, he's a scarily good footballer. I'm sure most of you, if you're honest, marvel at his speed, strength, finishing and general all round ability to play the game. I am in awe when I watch him play, although I am not looking forward to watching him play us. He has been variously described as a robot or a machine. His goal tally so far is exceptional and he scored yet again today against Southampton.

I was, therefore, highly amused to see this article from the Mirror about a Man U fan who has started a petition to get him banned because it just isn't fair. Very funny.

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I certainly can't recall a player coming into the PL and having such a huge impact on the game in such a short time.

Let's hope he'll have blown a fuse by March next year.

 


Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled.

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View stevethenorm's Profile stevethenorm Flag Hornchurch 08 Oct 22 7.15pm Send a Private Message to stevethenorm Add stevethenorm as a friend

He ended his goal drought today. Scored on 68 mins

Edited by stevethenorm (08 Oct 2022 7.16pm)

 

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Irony appears to be understood in the uk alone. It looks like some think itís a genuine Ďthingí

 

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View becky's Profile becky Flag over the moon 08 Oct 22 8.38pm Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

I'd swear he's one of the Elven people from LotR

 


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View esox lucius's Profile esox lucius Flag Deal 08 Oct 22 8.58pm Send a Private Message to esox lucius Add esox lucius as a friend

Canít understand how heís keeping Alexander Sorloth out the Norwegian National side

 

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And he was born in Leeds. We might have missed a trick.

 

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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Online Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 09 Oct 22 10.47am Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

It's all pretty f***ing boring really. 100 mil plus striker scores goals shocker. Team that has several 100 mil players win league. Pep genius etc. How does bollocks sound?

 


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View baldeagle73's Profile baldeagle73 Flag Leamington spa 09 Oct 22 11.10am Send a Private Message to baldeagle73 Add baldeagle73 as a friend

Heís like the football version of Ivan drago in the Rocky films heís pretty emotionless but heís lethal and deadly like a great white shark heís definitely compelling to watch because you no whatís coming to get you itís just when he gets you

 


walking down the holmesdale road to see the palace aces!

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View Badger11's Profile Badger11 Flag Beckenham 09 Oct 22 11.16am Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

Originally posted by becky

I'd swear he's one of the Elven people from LotR

LOL

But I was thinking more of Matt Smith in the House of Dragons and not in a good way. In that show there are some really bad blond wigs Haaland would fit in nicely.

Edited by Badger11 (09 Oct 2022 11.17am)

 


One more point

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Originally posted by esox lucius

Canít understand how heís keeping Alexander Sorloth out the Norwegian National side

This made me

 


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Cyberdine Systems T-1000 ...the Skynet 'Aurora Borealis' model

6'5"

Delivered anytime by DHL , shipped with matching eyes & shirt colour.

Capable of shooting from 5 yards in the box, or an Uzi 9mm.

Familiar with the controls of a Harley Davidson, an Apache Strike attack helicopter and the offside rule.

Not to be confused with the slower 'Universal Soldier' Dolph Lungren model.

 


7 points from Manchester last season

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Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

Cyberdine Systems T-1000 ...the Skynet 'Aurora Borealis' model

6'5"

Delivered anytime by DHL , shipped with matching eyes & shirt colour.

Capable of shooting from 5 yards in the box, or an Uzi 9mm.

Familiar with the controls of a Harley Davidson, an Apache Strike attack helicopter and the offside rule.

Not to be confused with the slower 'Universal Soldier' Dolph Lungren model.

Delivered by DHL - that means it will get thrown over the fence and smashed to smithereens before you get it out of the box

 


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