It was the only costume that fitted me.

One more point

only a fool of a man would find himself married (or cohabiting).

And the statistics prove it. More and more men are cottoning on to that truth.....

If you are good-looking & successful , follow the lead of Leonardo DiCaprio. And if you are an ugly dwarf who is penniless....then maybe still keep your options open.

if you are tall, handsome, charming & broke.....let the taxpayer pick up the tab for all your legions of abandoned kids.

In medieval times, almost everybody was married. Except for Monks & Nuns. In the future, nobody will be married....except for people needing a Visa into the UK.

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if he won the lottery when he was single, he wouldnt need to wear a silly yellow suit.

Ah but then again, he could marry a woman who buys a lorryload of scratchcards everyday ? you might even find her in Croydon ?

Edited by PalazioVecchio (01 Nov 2022 7.41pm)

7 points from Manchester last season