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View monkey's Profile monkey Flag 05 Apr 23 7.33pm Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

Not forgetting 'Overloads', 'Half Spaces', 'Touch tight', 'Inverted fullbacks'.

God yes, how could I forget ‘overloads’ ?? That’s the worst of them all, we used to call it ‘outnumbered’

 

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View mr. apollo's Profile mr. apollo Flag Somewhere in Switzerland 06 Apr 23 12.36pm Send a Private Message to mr. apollo Add mr. apollo as a friend

Wellness, wtf is that?

Oh did anyone mention James Cordhole?

And Russel Brandhole?

 



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View mr. apollo's Profile mr. apollo Flag Somewhere in Switzerland 06 Apr 23 12.37pm Send a Private Message to mr. apollo Add mr. apollo as a friend

Originally posted by monkey

God yes, how could I forget ‘overloads’ ?? That’s the worst of them all, we used to call it ‘outnumbered’

Except the sublime album by Yard Act of course...

 



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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 06 Apr 23 1.37pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

tortoises. and goldfish. probably the worst two pets to have. I hate them

 


"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Flag 06 Apr 23 1.42pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

Not forgetting 'Overloads', 'Half Spaces', 'Touch tight', 'Inverted fullbacks'.

I genuinely read the first as 'overlords' which even for Palace seemed a bit strong.

 

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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 06 Apr 23 2.53pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by mr. apollo

Wellness, wtf is that?

Oh did anyone mention James Cordhole?

And Russel Brandhole?

No one mentioned Corden.

 


Red and Blue Army!

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View Willo's Profile Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 06 Apr 23 3.32pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

I believe my dear wife has developed a hatrid for 'Yours Truly' after she said she was 'Down in the dumps' after gazing into the mirror and concluded that she looked aged and frumpy.She added that it would cheer her up if I could pay her a compliment or two. She was not best pleased when my response was "Your eye-sight is top-notch".

Edited by Willo (06 Apr 2023 3.33pm)

 

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View nhp61's Profile nhp61 Flag Goring-By-Sea born, now in Brackne... 06 Apr 23 3.43pm Send a Private Message to nhp61 Add nhp61 as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

In my neck of the woods :

1. Waiting whilst the level crossing gates are down.There are two level crossings in quite close proximity.On occasions one has to wait for 1,2 or sometimes 3 trains to pass.

2. There is a road of just under 3.5 miles called 'Long Furlong'.
I have a proclivity to get into a hissy fit when behind a large truck, tractor or some other vehicle which proceeds at slow speed up the hill and for the entire stretch of road and more often than not there are few opportunities to overtake.
Truly gets my dander up.

Going home after a funeral at Worthing Crematorium. Turned on to the Long Furlong at Findon, and just passing the cricket ground when things got a little misty and the t*** in the car front of me turned on his rear fog lamps. It was a light mist, not f***ing fog. The dickhead then had the pleasure of my full beams in his mirrors until he decided to turn them off.

 

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View Willo's Profile Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 06 Apr 23 4.00pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by nhp61

Going home after a funeral at Worthing Crematorium. Turned on to the Long Furlong at Findon, and just passing the cricket ground when things got a little misty and the t*** in the car front of me turned on his rear fog lamps. It was a light mist, not f***ing fog. The dickhead then had the pleasure of my full beams in his mirrors until he decided to turn them off.

The number of times I have been responsible for the coarsening of discourse when I have been driving on 'Long Furlong'
All my dear wife utters pertains to the "Lovely view" etc etc.

 

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View palace_in_frogland's Profile palace_in_frogland Flag In a broken dream 06 Apr 23 7.38pm Send a Private Message to palace_in_frogland Add palace_in_frogland as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

I heard this expression on numerous occasions when I was in Australia a few years ago.

Two other pet hates :

1. People who don't say "Please" or "Thank you".

2. Motorists who don't express their appreciation either with a flash of their headlights or a wave of their hand when one allows them to pass.It riles the 'Billy Goat' in me.


I sincerely recommend you don’t attempt to drive through Thornton Heath then; you would be expectorating incandescent invective at all and sundry.

 

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View Nicholas91's Profile Nicholas91 Flag The Democratic Republic of Kent 06 Apr 23 8.21pm Send a Private Message to Nicholas91 Add Nicholas91 as a friend

Originally posted by palace_in_frogland


I sincerely recommend you don’t attempt to drive through Thornton Heath then; you would be expectorating incandescent invective at all and sundry.

Excellent… or splendiferous!

 


Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

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View Leecpfc's Profile Leecpfc Flag Praying for love in a lapdance... 06 Apr 23 8.23pm Send a Private Message to Leecpfc Add Leecpfc as a friend

Originally posted by Palace Old Geezer

1 Shop assistants I've never met before who call me 'mate'.

2 Bar staff who refer to my wife as a 'guy'.

1) They say mate but are most likely thinking c*nt

2) Tell he/her/it to have a shave

 


Raised on a diet of broken biscuits

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