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Teddy Eagle Flag 10 Apr 23 9.38pm

Bit late for April Fools' Day.

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ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 11 Apr 23 12.11pm

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

Bit late for April Fools' Day.

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How many cnuts fit into one article? A world record perhaps.

 


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Teddy Eagle Flag 11 Apr 23 12.36pm

Originally posted by ASCPFC

How many cnuts fit into one article? A world record perhaps.

If it had been written by James Ward-Prowse and edited by Troy Deeney in a Piers Morgan paper it'd smash all known records.

 

Daddyorc Flag Atlantic Highlands, NJ 13 Apr 23 1.38am

Chelsea owner Todd Boehly said in an interview with Sky Sports before the game that "we're excited about the future" while also predicting his club would win 3-0 against Real Madrid.


Ummmmmmmmmmmm

What a...

 

Dubai Eagle Flag 13 Apr 23 6.57am

With the amount of money he has spent on that club recently if he didnt say he thought the future looked exciting it would sound a bit off also -

 

Elpis Flag In a pub 16 Apr 23 11.35am

I heard he phoned up Parish and said he will give us Gallagher for our first pick next year and our second pick for the next two seasons

But yes Chelsea in general are one s***e club . Propped up by mega bucks and rubles over the years that has led to a bloated squad of similar players

Without European football next season they will need a fire sale in the summer ,they still also need to appoint a manager , again without any European football will struggle to attract an elite coach . They are a club on a downward spriral ,it might not be terminal but as we have seen this season with simlar size clubs like Everton you cant take anything for granted

 

Eaglecoops Flag CR3 18 Apr 23 10.37pm

Originally posted by Elpis

I heard he phoned up Parish and said he will give us Gallagher for our first pick next year and our second pick for the next two seasons

But yes Chelsea in general are one s***e club . Propped up by mega bucks and rubles over the years that has led to a bloated squad of similar players

Without European football next season they will need a fire sale in the summer ,they still also need to appoint a manager , again without any European football will struggle to attract an elite coach . They are a club on a downward spriral ,it might not be terminal but as we have seen this season with simlar size clubs like Everton you cant take anything for granted

If ever a team deserved a bad time of it, it is them. Really can’t stand their arrogant supporters.

 

Nicholas91 Flag The Democratic Republic of Kent 19 Apr 23 12.51am

Originally posted by Elpis

I heard he phoned up Parish and said he will give us Gallagher for our first pick next year and our second pick for the next two seasons

But yes Chelsea in general are one s***e club . Propped up by mega bucks and rubles over the years that has led to a bloated squad of similar players

Without European football next season they will need a fire sale in the summer ,they still also need to appoint a manager , again without any European football will struggle to attract an elite coach . They are a club on a downward spriral ,it might not be terminal but as we have seen this season with simlar size clubs like Everton you cant take anything for granted

I am very aware of how much I want a lot of this to be true therefore it will affect my interpretation of these opinions however I think (if not just hope) there is a lot of good observation here.

To put it simplistically, I think Chelsea may well be the latest and hopefully worst case of individuals getting involved in football when... they know nothing about football.

It does almost seem scripted, Ted Lasso et al style, in fulfilling a stereotype of Septics attempting to build an 'all-star' team, an American model which may work in their sports but can go very wrong in our football, the actual football.

It's a hotch potch of a team, without any identity or recognisable structure, funded via a ludicrous and unsustainable financial model (if you can call it that). They were a genuine club, with a strong identity, however became some sort of global corporation as a tool for a Soviet criminal, exploiting the club for personal motivations. They have had success and good times, lots of them in fact, however this could end badly, very badly, and if so would be nothing less than what they f**king deserve.

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Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 20 Apr 23 8.13pm

Will any of the buys turn out to be any good? I've no idea who they bought - Fernandez, Mudryk, all I can think of. Presumably there was a striker? I must be missing someone massive if they spent 500mil.

 


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Teddy Eagle Flag 20 Apr 23 8.52pm

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Will any of the buys turn out to be any good? I've no idea who they bought - Fernandez, Mudryk, all I can think of. Presumably there was a striker? I must be missing someone massive if they spent 500mil.

There are a few.


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ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 21 Apr 23 8.55am

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

There are a few.


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They got Madueke who has already had about four clubs at 19. Did he start with us? A joke really.

 


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Teddy Eagle Flag 21 Apr 23 9.07am

Originally posted by ASCPFC

They got Madueke who has already had about four clubs at 19. Did he start with us? A joke really.

Doesn't show as having been with us but £60,000,000 for him and Gusto (never heard of him) ?

 

YT Flag Oxford 21 Apr 23 9.13am

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

Doesn't show as having been with us but £60,000,000 for him and Gusto (never heard of him) ?

If only he and his team played with some.

 


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Teddy Eagle Flag 21 Apr 23 9.17am

Originally posted by YT

If only he and his team played with some.

Could be a new thread here, YT.
Tottenham are quite Dyer.

 

ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 21 Apr 23 9.45am

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

Doesn't show as having been with us but £60,000,000 for him and Gusto (never heard of him) ?

Madueke indeed started with us - I'd describe him as a bit of a Bostock.

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I've heard of these players from FM23 (Football Manager 23). They're highly rated in that. Makes me pretty certain Boehly plays that and is playing it in real life. Pretty funny.
We've been linked with Madueke before, but it reminds me of Pogba. Why buy someone who already left on a free? Seems stupid.

In my save of the game Palace have won The League and Champions League three times in a row. I have none of the players Chelsea have. Pretty pathetic, but it passes the time.

 


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PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 26 Apr 23 11.24pm

Lampard........the gift that just keeps giving.

 


Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford

Teddy Eagle Flag 27 Apr 23 12.21am

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

Lampard........the gift that just keeps giving.

In 2023 he's been in charge for 9 games and lost them all. Simple solution - he and Kane swap clubs.

 

PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 27 Apr 23 8.23am

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

In 2023 he's been in charge for 9 games and lost them all. Simple solution - he and Kane swap clubs.

the definition of madness : to continue the same failed policies in the expectation of improved results.

Giving Prem club management to great retired players.....another gift which never fails to entertain.

 


Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford

waddy Flag Highton,Melbourne 27 Apr 23 10.24am

Lampard weighing up his decision to get in the mess :

1) he gets a bumper pay for these last few games
2) he likely will be asked to stay on as some sort of tech director
3) if he did turn them around & get them top 5 miracle he’d be a legend
4) now he is losing see 1&2 above
5) I just want Palace to finish above them then out 3 investors will say :

No more spend look at the other yank spending 60,000,000 & get
what I’m return = nothing

 


Forever Palace Proud

Jacey Flag 27 Apr 23 10.33am

Lampard, has presided over five defeats in a row and is a walking disaster,who needs to keep away from our Club.

 

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