RIP Mrs Horsham
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 HorshamEagle  under the union jack 23 Jan 06 5.32pm |
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I'd just brought her a new CD - the lighthouse family.
Do you know where hell is? |
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 HornyDevil  23 Jan 06 5.39pm |
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have you lined up your next catch yet ? you should trawler through the personal ads and maybe net a sperm whale
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Kermit8  Hevon 23 Jan 06 5.48pm |
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Our loss is heaven's gain. She's with Cod now.
Big chest and massive boobs |
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| mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 23 Jan 06 5.49pm |
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She began to flounder when she complained of having a splitting haddock. She collapsed and he had to oyster up, only to get that sinking feeling as it started to rain. "This mackrell keep you dry" he said as they went back to his plaice. Once inside he gave her a book to read. It was her favourite by Salmon Rushdie. Who writes this pollocks?
Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry. |
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| HornyDevil 23 Jan 06 5.59pm |
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Horsham sits waiting all day A ripple in the lake “Steady old girl” says Horsham with a smile The fish battles with the rod The fish hooks herself loose
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robg  Central Coast, NSW 23 Jan 06 6.34pm |
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Horsham, my deepest sympathy on your tragic, tragic loss...
Don't tell lies, there's nothin' to remember... |
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| Farawayeagle Sydney 23 Jan 06 8.24pm |
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This thread has now been reported to the mods as the most blatantly "fishist" thread ever to appear on HOL.
Association R.I.P. DJ Hardline -- Gone Way Too Soon GKAS Member 54 |
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| big fat london boy gillingham..(pykey land) 23 Jan 06 8.50pm |
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put that on a (scale) of 1 to 10 faraway...
There's never a country in the world with the scent of an ENGLISH rose..... |
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| cpfcmikee Kent 23 Jan 06 8.56pm |
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What a post Owned!
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i FINk its the best ive ever read on the hol | Farawayeagle Sydney 23 Jan 06 8.59pm |
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Quote big fat london boy at 23 Jan 2006 8:50pm
put that on a (scale) of 1 to 10 faraway... We are now considering finning reborn from the site. But he will get one FINal warning before he get's canned.
Association R.I.P. DJ Hardline -- Gone Way Too Soon GKAS Member 54 |
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| Diablo Sutton 23 Jan 06 8.59pm |
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It's a shame because until the sad passing fins had been looking up for them both.
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SloveniaDave  Tirana, Albania 23 Jan 06 9.17pm |
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Apologies if im stealing old material but Im not going to wade through 11 pages of other peoples fishy jokes, so... Im going to mussel in at this point, just to say this HAS to transfer to Gold Talk. The poor cow was a misdirected, 5 ton adolescent by all accounts, but if she made Horsham happy, who are we to judge. We shouldnt begudgeon him his moment of happiness or carp on about the morals of the story. Many a whale has fallen for a golden mullet and a little winkle. The moral of this story is simple - its all pollocks!
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand! My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. (Member of the School of Optimism 1969-2016 inclusive) |
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