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View Standyc's Profile Standyc Flag New York 21 Jan 03 11.24am Send a Private Message to Standyc Add Standyc as a friend

Now I know it's not the most sporting of activities but if we annoy Owen by chanting about his gambling habits and either put him off his game or get him subbed or sent off, it will be to our benefit.

So any ideas for suitable chants?

or maybe just waving money at him!

 


"I'm no respecter of tradition and I have no time for the Manchester Uniteds and Arsenals of this world."

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j2j007 Flag in a house, on top of a hill 21 Jan 03 11.37am

I dont think waving money at him will really upset him considering his a millionaire !!!

How about..............

Michael Owen went to the races
To throw away all his money

He didnt have a clue what he was doing
and all the other puters thought it was funny

That he stuck 10 grand on a 3 legged horse
that ran the wrong way around the course

It Ran in to a tree with a massive thud
It was then Owen relised that he had back another dud !

I know it not Tennison but aint bad !!

Edited by j2j007 (21 Jan 2003 11:56am)

 


I never laughed at Clowns when I was younger however in adulthood its a different story.............. Who's laughing now !!!!!

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View Moose's Profile Moose Flag In the sewer pipe... 21 Jan 03 11.46am Send a Private Message to Moose Add Moose as a friend

Same old scousers, always gambling
could be changed to
Same old scousers, always losing, if we take the lead.

or

Punt on, punt on, with cash in your hand
and you'll never win a bet
You'll never win a bet

 


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View matt_the_eagle's Profile matt_the_eagle Flag Tulse Thrill 21 Jan 03 12.07pm Send a Private Message to matt_the_eagle Add matt_the_eagle as a friend

Michael Owen, Ooooohhh
Michael Owen, Ooooohhh
Got dealt a dodgy hand
And he lost 30 grand

 


I think Keith Murray said it best when he rapped
"If you aint fly you cant play with my yo-yo".

I'm sure you'll agree.

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View Skip's Profile Skip Flag 21 Jan 03 12.07pm Send a Private Message to Skip Add Skip as a friend

We could always wave a load of betting slips at him.

 

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View Standyc's Profile Standyc Flag New York 21 Jan 03 12.56pm Send a Private Message to Standyc Add Standyc as a friend

I like the way we're heading, especially the betting slip waving. keep them coming!

 


"I'm no respecter of tradition and I have no time for the Manchester Uniteds and Arsenals of this world."

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View MR MICHAEL's Profile MR MICHAEL Flag 21 Jan 03 1.41pm Send a Private Message to MR MICHAEL Add MR MICHAEL as a friend

Jokes, Like the

Michael Owen went to the races
To throw away all his money

He didnt have a clue what he was doing
and all the other puters thought it was funny

That he stuck 10 grand on a 3 legged horse
that ran the wrong way around the course

It Ran in to a tree with a massive thud
It was then Owen relised that he had back another dud !


ROFLMAO

 

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View kav's Profile kav Flag The Helicopter View 21 Jan 03 2.13pm Send a Private Message to kav Add kav as a friend

How about"Money!money!money!
It`s so funny,
In Michael Owen`s world!"
(In the tune of Abba`s"Money,Money,Money).
Short.To the point!!!

 


Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts

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View eulalio's Profile eulalio Flag Girls just wanna have Funt 21 Jan 03 5.00pm Send a Private Message to eulalio Add eulalio as a friend

I think I'll leave him alone -- he's still more successful than me...

 


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View selecta's Profile selecta Flag Land of Fleet 21 Jan 03 6.00pm Send a Private Message to selecta Add selecta as a friend

Quote matt_the_eagle at 21 Jan 2003 12:07pm

Michael Owen, Ooooohhh
Michael Owen, Ooooohhh
Got dealt a dodgy hand
And he lost 30 grand


This is quality - make sure we get this one sorted. We're on worldwide TV.

 

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View selecta's Profile selecta Flag Land of Fleet 21 Jan 03 6.11pm Send a Private Message to selecta Add selecta as a friend

Have you backed us, have you backed us, have you backed us in the cup?

 


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View Mr Fenandes's Profile Mr Fenandes Flag 21 Jan 03 6.31pm Send a Private Message to Mr Fenandes Add Mr Fenandes as a friend

Quote selecta at 21 Jan 2003 6:11pm

Have you backed us, have you backed us, have you backed us in the cup?

lol i like it

 


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