December 17 2015
Simon Jordan
Can you tell which quote is from former Crystal Palace chairman Simon Jordan or glamour model Jordan aka Katie Price?
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New manager poll
at 9.57pm by JHB
Crystal Palace vs. Liverpool match thread
at 8.17pm by BromleyMonkey
HOL Shop is open for Christmas gifts
at 8.08pm by BromleyMonkey
Sage SACKED, according to reports
at 7.43pm by Fleximan
What the hell is happening at our club ?
at 7.43pm by Save Dwindlehurst
Main Stand redevelopment thread
at 5.52pm by Painter
Fan Protest before the Hull Match?
at 1.42pm by StandbyPalace
Relegation?
at 11.23am by Teddy Eagle
Palace players treated badly by our fans
at 9.10pm by RubinsCube
Beware of Pride before a Fall.....Portsmouth, FA cup winners....finished 20th in the League next season
at 8.46pm by Jacey
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