December 17 2015
Simon Jordan
Can you tell which quote is from former Crystal Palace chairman Simon Jordan or glamour model Jordan aka Katie Price?
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Fucking Sky!
at 8.09am by Badger11
Our present squad
at 8.05am by doombear
Ismaïla Sarr
at 7.29am by maddog
Xavier Gozo
at 7.12am by park the bus
ST
at 11.38pm by esox lucius
Munoz
at 8.01pm by Teddy Eagle
Everton Predictions
at 7.28pm by mtp1958
Positive about 26/27
at 6.42pm by Charles
The Academy
at 4.43pm by Mark B
Palace team vs SC Freiburg
at 2.29pm by Putitout
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