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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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Pleased you run to help him, he needs it!

 

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Pleased you run to help him, he needs it!


herd mentality!

 


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Pleased you run to help him, he needs it!


herd mentality!


You are right, but there is a cure for it these days,
please go to see your GP.

 

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Pleased you run to help him, he needs it!


herd mentality!


You are right, but there is a cure for it these days,
please go to see your GP.


herd it all before!

 


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Pleased you run to help him, he needs it!


herd mentality!


You are right, but there is a cure for it these days,
please go to see your GP.


herd it all before!


Oh, I'm pleased that somebody else also told you!

 

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What do you get when you cross prime meat from a cow, a bean-shaped organ which helps people p*ss, a hot baked dish with a crusty top and St Patrick's high-flying alter ego?

A steak and kidney pied piper!

 


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Quote St Patrick at 28 Aug 2011 6.08pm


GOOD INVESTMENT...

The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night and demanded for their first love-making encounter. In his highly aroused state,
he readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 30 years, him thinking it was a cute way for her to buy new clothes, etc.

Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very drunken state. Over the next few minutes she heard of the ravages of financial ruin caused by corporate down sizing and it's effects on a 50 year old executive.

Calmly, she handed him a bank book showing deposits and interest for 30 years, totaling nearly million dollars.

Pointing across the parking lot she gestured toward the local bank, while handing him stock certificates worth nearly million dollars and informing him that he was the largest stockholder in the bank.

She told him that for 30 years she had charged him each time they had sex, and this was the result of her investments.

By now he was distraught and beating his head against the side of the car.

She asked him why the disappointment at such good news and he replied,

"If I had known what you were doing, I would have given you all of my business!"

This is from the keyboard of someone who has just told another he is not worth listening to.
Am I missing something here?

 


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Quote St Patrick at 28 Aug 2011 6.08pm


GOOD INVESTMENT...

The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night and demanded for their first love-making encounter. In his highly aroused state,
he readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 30 years, him thinking it was a cute way for her to buy new clothes, etc.

Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very drunken state. Over the next few minutes she heard of the ravages of financial ruin caused by corporate down sizing and it's effects on a 50 year old executive.

Calmly, she handed him a bank book showing deposits and interest for 30 years, totaling nearly million dollars.

Pointing across the parking lot she gestured toward the local bank, while handing him stock certificates worth nearly million dollars and informing him that he was the largest stockholder in the bank.

She told him that for 30 years she had charged him each time they had sex, and this was the result of her investments.

By now he was distraught and beating his head against the side of the car.

She asked him why the disappointment at such good news and he replied,

"If I had known what you were doing, I would have given you all of my business!"

This is from the keyboard of someone who has just told another he is not worth listening to.
Am I missing something here?


Well, the person you call "another" just criticizes, without contributing anything. And you seem to do the same.

 

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Quote St Patrick at 28 Aug 2011 10.11pm

Quote lankygit at 28 Aug 2011 9.37pm

This is from the keyboard of someone who has just told another he is not worth listening to.
Am I missing something here?


Well, the person you call "another" just criticizes, without contributing anything. And you seem to do the same.

Sorry you feel that way St.P, but if you think writing banal posts like the one in question is contributing something, then, in my opinion, you are deluded.
To be fair relating jokes just isn`t your forte.
It`s not really mine either. But then I have the good sense not to try and do so. Hence my lack of contribution.

 


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A window cleaner with a sense of humour...

 

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... it all before too.

Edited by Kermit8 (29 Aug 2011 8.26am)

 


Big chest and massive boobs

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